InsaneJournal

There is not enough alcohol to make me forget the video today's case came up with.

So a local couple in town. Going through a divorce. Fairly typically stuff, I'm thinking, when the wife comes in. Open and shut case, he's cheating. She wants money shots for the court case.

No.

She suspects that he's been putting some of of her things where the sun doesn't shine.



I'm pretty much thinking this is ridiculous, right? Even the track suit bros weren't that effed up. Who does that? What happens if it gets stuck up there? What if? What if? What if?

Go to the house, put up cameras. Obviously don't put them in the bathroom. Privacy issues, so I'm thinking I'm going to have a difficult time figuring this one out. If he's putting things up his butt, that's where I'd think most people would it it, take it out, leave.

No. This guy walks around the house with his pants up and you can see whatever object out the back of his pants. EVEN WORSE: he has an erection. He even sat down. Luckily (???????????) I got a shot of him taking it out in the living room, but bro. BRO. What is wrong with you?