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Janet, your sentient database! (janetisme) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-11 19:35:00

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eleanor shellstrop, janet, michael

Team Cockroach

Hi there! This is to inform you all that I will not be staying in the void for the foreseeable future, as I have taken on guardianship of a teenager, and will be guiding her into adulthood in my spare time. This will require me to take up residence in her very large mansion. By my calculation, this will decrease my reaction time by approximately .0341 nanoseconds. Thank you for your understanding, and I’m sorry for your wait!

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janetisme
2018-04-14 07:13 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry, Eleanor! Although Janets can initiate certain protocols independently, their use is usually left up to the discretion of the architect as he curates the perfect experience for each individual. Seeing as Michael's intention was to use my skills to manipulate and indirectly torture you, that particular protocol never came up. I can activate it for you now, if you'd like?

As I do not age, no - I have never been a teenager. I do possess knowledge of the experiences and feelings of every teenager that ever existed, though, so I do have many sources with which to expand my knowledge. If possible, though, I'd much rather learn from you, my friend who has been a teenager. Would you mind helping me?

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	teamcockroach 2018-04-17 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, it's fine. I don't necessarily want any kind of closure with my parental issues. I'm mostly past that. But yeah - since that's what Michael was using for, it makes sense. [...] Of course I'll help you, but I can't promise I'll be very good at helping you be a mom. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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