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Janet, your sentient database! (janetisme) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-11 19:35:00

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eleanor shellstrop, janet, michael

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Hi there! This is to inform you all that I will not be staying in the void for the foreseeable future, as I have taken on guardianship of a teenager, and will be guiding her into adulthood in my spare time. This will require me to take up residence in her very large mansion. By my calculation, this will decrease my reaction time by approximately .0341 nanoseconds. Thank you for your understanding, and I’m sorry for your wait!

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	thearchitect 2018-04-12 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Yes, people. As in plural. This community could use our expertise. Have you considered what you might do when your very ugly, needy puppy gets old and dies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

janetisme
2018-04-14 07:23 am UTC (link)

I am fully capable of multitasking. For example, as I am typing you this, I'm knitting you a beard beanie to hide your unsightly facial skin. And now I've delivered it. You are now wearing it.

I have not, as I was ignoring human mortality. However, I have the perfect solution: When she dies, I'll use my stored memory of her physical features, personality, and genetic make up to make a perfect replica. And since things that I make do not die, it'll never be a problem again!

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