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Tweak says, "This is going to cost you $100"

Tony Stark (cutsthewire) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.

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	cutsthewire 2018-04-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	It looks like a sentient glob of Cool Whip. Does it do anything special? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thunder_girl 2018-04-17 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip? It can change its appearance based upon the weather conditions. It can also fight with weather abilities. What is your home like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-18 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Cool Whip. Whipped cream. You telling me you've never had Cool Whip before? Full. It's not used to having so many residents. Do you want a tour sometime? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thunder_girl 2018-04-18 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, I haven't. Aye, I would like that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Now that's just sad. We need to remedy that. You got it. It's more impressive with a view of the coast. I can program the smart windows to give you a feel for what it usually looks like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thunder_girl 2018-04-23 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	When may I visit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-24 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Any time. Within reason. Give me a holler when you think you might like to drop by, and I'll let you know if it's a good time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thunder_girl 2018-04-24 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I shall! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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