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Tony Stark ([info]cutsthewire) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.


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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 12:40 am UTC (link)
That can be arranged. You going to give me a tour of Stark Solutions, or what?

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[info]ohgoodirony
2018-04-11 04:58 am UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah, I'll show you around. And hey, bring JARVIS along with you too if you want. Kill two birds with one stone!

But blah blah, paperwork to sign, blah blah, no stealing ideas, blah blah, payback is sweet.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 05:15 am UTC (link)
Wait, are we talking the man or the AI?

Who do you think you're talking to?

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[info]ohgoodirony
2018-04-11 05:20 am UTC (link)
The AI. You've got to have something mobile he can connect to, right? I'm about to look all disappointed if you don't.

Someone who understands far too well the paranoia of 'don't touch my stuff'.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
You know he's not Siri, right? But of course I do.

I'll be on my very best behavior.

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[info]ohgoodirony
2018-04-13 04:39 am UTC (link)
Ha, Siri wishes she was even a quarter of his level. But I know he's connected to more than just the house.

[Tony Squared]
That's good, because best behavior will get you VIP room access.

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Tony Squared
[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-15 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Keep talking while I adjust my halo.

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