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Tony Stark ([info]cutsthewire) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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Entry tags:!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), james rhodes / war machine (ph), jemma simmons (mcu), julia wicker, loki odinson (mcu), nakia (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), sharon carter / agent 13 (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), tony stark / iron man (mcu), torunn thorsdottir

posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.


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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 12:00 am UTC (link)
Thanks for humoring me.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-11 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I did, Tony. I was worried. Ask Natasha, if you don't believe me.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-15 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah, all right. So where did the portal plop you down?

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
The house we had for the Avengers and wards. In my super squishy bed.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-15 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Wow, you're really letting yourself go in your old age. I had you pegged for a firm bed, military corners and all.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-15 11:52 pm UTC (link)
It's going to be squishy no matter what I do to it, it's just how it feels to me.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-16 12:30 am UTC (link)
Me thinks the bed reflecteth the man. Might want to firm up.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-16 12:55 am UTC (link)
Really going to go there, Tony?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-16 01:03 am UTC (link)
I've been doing my part, you know, removing you of your excess Easter candy.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
I was looking forward to the chocolate rabbit.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-17 02:48 am UTC (link)
Should have made a hole-in-one.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-17 03:10 am UTC (link)
Super soldier, not super golfer.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-17 03:27 am UTC (link)
Clearly my father missed an opportunity there.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-17 04:06 am UTC (link)
We could have been famous.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-17 04:14 am UTC (link)
Casual reminder that there were trading cards and comic books and action figures with your face on them.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-17 04:19 am UTC (link)
I always forget that.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-18 02:51 am UTC (link)
I could probably arrange an introduction.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
Coulson had those cards, I know.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-18 04:45 am UTC (link)
I had those cards. Have. Maybe. I don't know if they made the jump. Comics too.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-18 04:54 am UTC (link)
Dork.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-18 10:48 pm UTC (link)
I know it's difficult to believe, but I was a child once.

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[info]rogerthat
2018-04-19 12:41 am UTC (link)
Believe it or not, I was too.

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