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Tony Stark ([info]cutsthewire) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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Entry tags:!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), james rhodes / war machine (ph), jemma simmons (mcu), julia wicker, loki odinson (mcu), nakia (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), sharon carter / agent 13 (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), tony stark / iron man (mcu), torunn thorsdottir

posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.


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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 12:13 am UTC (link)
It's Texas, Bruce. What did you expect? We're lucky not to be facing a dude ranch or something.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-10 12:56 am UTC (link)
Not a big fan of the great southwest. At least our neighbors are pretty far away, or else they might've gotten an eyeful this morning.

Think we can do something about it? Maybe project a better view over the window panes?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 02:36 am UTC (link)
Ask JARVIS to help you out. He should be able to configure something for the smart windows. Like engaging the polarization when you decide to drop trou.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-10 02:52 am UTC (link)
JARVIS is on it even as we speak. He's asked whether or not you want the entire house configured.

I sleep in the buff, so...

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 03:26 am UTC (link)
Why? You planning on wearing your sleeping attire elsewhere in the house?

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-10 03:39 am UTC (link)
I'm not a nudist or an exhibitionist.

But if you're into looking at the desolate desert, then be my guest. I'll tell JARVIS just to do the windows of my room.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Hey! I'm not judging!

It's something I might mess with later. For now, I'd like an unobstructed view of our new surroundings.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
A lot of people sleep in the nude!

I get it. If JARVIS couldn't do it on his own, I probably wouldn't bother.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 12:59 am UTC (link)
Even though this is my house, Rhodey is laying down the law and insisting that pants must be worn in all communal areas. That goes doubly so for the big guy.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-11 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Until I get another pair of stretchy pants, I won't make any promises.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 03:39 am UTC (link)
I'll make that my first priority.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 03:41 am UTC (link)
Purple.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 03:43 am UTC (link)
Purple? Really?

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 03:52 am UTC (link)
What can I say? It's my favorite color.

Fine, a selection of colors to go with different outfits.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
Damn it, Jim, I'm a scientist, not a tailor. Purple it is.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 03:57 am UTC (link)
I want to live my life like one of those cartoon characters, when you open their closet all you see are hangers filled with the same outfit they always wear.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 04:03 am UTC (link)
That can be arranged.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 04:12 am UTC (link)
Promises, promises. It'll have to do until I can get to a thrift store.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 04:14 am UTC (link)
Just stay out of my closet.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
I wore your clothes that one time! Your pants are too tight, anyway.

Although, did this house come with that one AC/DC shirt?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Signs point to yes.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-16 01:36 am UTC (link)
I think I'm going to need one of those.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-17 02:43 am UTC (link)
Do your shopping online like everyone else. If it's t-shirts you want, I know a guy. And by guy, I mean website.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
So? Share the link?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-18 03:55 am UTC (link)
It's highly exclusive.

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