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Tweak says, "Salad Trident?"

Tony Stark (cutsthewire) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.

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	butler_did_it 2018-04-09 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	~~Jarvis~~ I'd like to to be introduced to this automated butler that shares my surname, if you don't mind? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-10 01:29 am UTC (link)
	That can be arranged. I don't think he's what you're expecting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butler_did_it 2018-04-10 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Excellent! When would be a good time to come? If you like, I can bring a packed lunch for you, Mr Rhodey, and Dr Banner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-10 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Might have to take a rain check. Looks like something's gone down at the military base, and it's all hands on deck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butler_did_it 2018-04-10 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I read that message Miss Romanoff posted. Some other time, then? Unless you would like me to prepare dinner for you when you return home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-11 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Let's stick with the quick tour this morning, and then we can settle on something more substantial later. Once I have a better sense of what's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butler_did_it 2018-04-11 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Very good, sir. Perfectly reasonable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-15 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	[address] You know how to find the place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butler_did_it 2018-04-16 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Not exactly. But there ought to be a map, somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
	There is one on the device you're holding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butler_did_it 2018-04-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Where? On one of these little pictures that you press? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-18 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Find the one that says "Maps" and put in the address. And when you get here, I'll give you ~~another~~ tour of your [phone/tablet/whatever he's got] in addition to the house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butler_did_it 2018-04-18 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I'd appreciate that very much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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