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Tweak says, "let me be your oxygen"

ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴀɴ (uprise) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-03 16:45:00

Entry tags:

!network post, annie cresta (au), bart curlish, johanna mason (au), john murphy, leslie thompkins, matt murdock / daredevil (mcu), raven reyes, selina kyle (gotham)

[filtered to people that consider him a friend]

I know you all have just been at the edge of your seats waiting for me to update. I'm feeling mighty generous today and hopefully this will keep you well fed for awhile.

A few nights ago I had the pleasure of hanging out with the coolest little human. Didn't think she'd like me, but I obviously charmed the hell out of her. Who can blame her, right? Prince Charming. Watch out, Johanna. Got yourself a little bit of competition.

She also painted my nails. Here's the proof.

Bitches gon' be jealous.

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	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 01:00 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Never ever?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Never ever! Us space people lived like heathens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 01:17 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Daddy is telling me what you say. He said heathens are like outlaws. I like outlaws. Daddy said you can't see my finger-guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Outlaws, yeah. That sounds about right. Wow, your daddy is so smart. You must be surprised by how smart he is. You can't see my finger-guns either (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 01:36 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Yup. Uncle JayJay has real guns. And a puppy! I'm not allowed to play with the guns. I don't want to. Puppy is better. His name is Ace. He is the best puppy in the WHOLE WORLD. I love him. Daddy said I have talked your ears off enough. Sorry. I can stick them back on with glue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I don't like guns all too much either. I'm thinking about getting a little kitten dude. My ears are pretty tough. I had to deal with someone who never stopped talking. I walked through a desert and all he did was talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 02:12 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] A kitten! Call him Bob. Bob Cat. [untranslatable giggles] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 02:20 am UTC (link)
	I'd have to run that by Johanna, first. I'm getting the kitten for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 02:28 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Durh. Girls are the bosses! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 02:34 am UTC (link)
	She's bossy. Totally not the boss, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 02:46 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] You're silly, Murphy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 02:57 am UTC (link)
	I'll take that over 'Shut up, Murphy'. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
	You're getting me a kitten?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:16 am UTC (link)
	As long as you don't squish it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:26 am UTC (link)
	But it'll be so tiny! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	You can't squish it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
	What if it has one of those pushed in faces that denotes it's a expensive luxury cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)