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Tweak says, "my name is Inigo Montoya"

ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴀɴ (uprise) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-03 16:45:00

Entry tags:

!network post, annie cresta (au), bart curlish, johanna mason (au), john murphy, leslie thompkins, matt murdock / daredevil (mcu), raven reyes, selina kyle (gotham)

[filtered to people that consider him a friend]

I know you all have just been at the edge of your seats waiting for me to update. I'm feeling mighty generous today and hopefully this will keep you well fed for awhile.

A few nights ago I had the pleasure of hanging out with the coolest little human. Didn't think she'd like me, but I obviously charmed the hell out of her. Who can blame her, right? Prince Charming. Watch out, Johanna. Got yourself a little bit of competition.

She also painted my nails. Here's the proof.

Bitches gon' be jealous.

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	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I can't really think of anything better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Did she just rope you into calling the cat Bob? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:53 am UTC (link)
	No, but I'm not going to tell a kid that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 04:04 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] You're the BEST! Daddy says I should intra-... intro-juice myself. I'm Princess Lian Harper, age three and a half. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I try, kid. I thought you were four, I guessed pretty well. I'm Johanna. You can call me Jo if it's easier. You should meet Magda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Nearly. Next birthday. Johanna. I can say that! Easy! Is that your friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 04:33 am UTC (link)
	When's your birthday? Magda is my friend. she just turned 3. She likes to swim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 04:42 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Daddy said May 16. I don't know how to swim good. Does Magda like stories? You and her should come to storytime. Princess Allura and Princess Zelda tell us stories and it's the BEST! Uncle JayJay tells good stories too but they might be scary for little kids cause they have bad guys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I can tell you some really scary stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 04:51 am UTC (link)
	No! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm not. I'm not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ, Murphy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 05:04 am UTC (link)
	What? Did you actually think I was going to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, I don't know With a Kid Murphy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh woah With a Kid Murphy? What's that supposed to man? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 05:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what you're like with kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)