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Tweak says, "Conduct the smell test."

ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴀɴ (uprise) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-03 16:45:00

Entry tags:

!network post, annie cresta (au), bart curlish, johanna mason (au), john murphy, leslie thompkins, matt murdock / daredevil (mcu), raven reyes, selina kyle (gotham)

[filtered to people that consider him a friend]

I know you all have just been at the edge of your seats waiting for me to update. I'm feeling mighty generous today and hopefully this will keep you well fed for awhile.

A few nights ago I had the pleasure of hanging out with the coolest little human. Didn't think she'd like me, but I obviously charmed the hell out of her. Who can blame her, right? Prince Charming. Watch out, Johanna. Got yourself a little bit of competition.

She also painted my nails. Here's the proof.

Bitches gon' be jealous.

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	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
	You're getting me a kitten?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:16 am UTC (link)
	As long as you don't squish it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:26 am UTC (link)
	But it'll be so tiny! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	You can't squish it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
	What if it has one of those pushed in faces that denotes it's a expensive luxury cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:41 am UTC (link)
	There are certain cats that look expensive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Capitol people had cats that had snubbed faces. Dogs too. I don't know how they breathe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I won't get you on of those. Nothing Capitol. We're not Capitol people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:52 am UTC (link)
	We'll go to the shelter, that's where Annie got the kids'. We're not naming it Bob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Sneak in and take one? Awh what you don't like Bob? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 04:04 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] You're the BEST! Daddy says I should intra-... intro-juice myself. I'm Princess Lian Harper, age three and a half. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Nearly. Next birthday. Johanna. I can say that! Easy! Is that your friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrowoutlaw 2018-03-04 04:42 am UTC (link)
	[Voice to Text] Daddy said May 16. I don't know how to swim good. Does Magda like stories? You and her should come to storytime. Princess Allura and Princess Zelda tell us stories and it's the BEST! Uncle JayJay tells good stories too but they might be scary for little kids cause they have bad guys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)