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Tweak says, "Stop poking me!"

Loki (godofstories) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-15 08:36:00

Entry tags:

!network post, ben reilly / spider-man (94), loki laufeyson (616), loki odinson (mcu)

[FILTERED TO LOKI (MCU)]

Wake up, Sunshine! How are you feeling? I'm only asking because it's polite, but, truthfully, I don't care. I have full plans on dragging you out into the world regardless of how close you may be to being ill on any Hobbit passersby.

[FILTERED TO BEN REILLY]

Two options: you can come with me and the other Loki for an adventure, or you can enjoy a day of independence while I find out where his limit for fun is. Currently, I believe it to be roughly an hour into a lively romp through the countryside.

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	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, now he perks up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Go on then. Prove yourself a menace. I'm waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	[[MCU's phone will start playing Broadway show tunes at full volume. When he tries to turn the volume down or off, the volume will reset to full. If he tries to stop the track, it will restart. Because at the heart of it 616 is actually a geek who has a unique approach to hacking.]] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	[It takes a little more than half an hour for MCU to track down 616's work, and another forty minutes to undo it, at which point 616 will receive the following call.] The Loki you are trying to reach is no longer available. Please hang up, and try again. Or better yet, go play with a Balrog. [And yes, it is complete with a phone operator's voice.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	[[616's next round of trolling is setting autocorrect to replace the letter "p" with a poop emoji.]] Calling people on phones is so 2005. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	[Einar shows up to paw at 616, carrying with him a roll of poop bags (with smiling poop emoji, don't ask where MCU got them, he's not telling) and a note.] Since you have so much time on your hands, you can take the dog for a walk. [Yes, 616, MCU did consider sending Einar with a full bag, but he draws the line somewhere.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) godofstories 2018-02-15 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	[[616 texts MCU with a selfie of himself, Einar, and Forest. 616 is grinning. The background is all greenery, clearly indicating 616 has left the ship.]] → brb going to find a balrog → it's einar's idea → he says you're dull af (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) hashertricks 2018-02-15 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	→ Wonderful. → I'm going back to bed. → Maybe an Elf will join me. [MCU's picture shows him raising a glass of wine in bed. Whose bed is hard to say.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) godofstories 2018-02-15 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	→ i would sooner imagine the cat would plant herself on your face out of spite → but you can have your dreams (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) hashertricks 2018-02-15 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	[MCU would send 616 a photo to prove him wrong, but the cat does in fact plant herself on his face out of spite. He tracks down 616 and Einar within the hour.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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