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Tweak says, "Sprites and fairies"

Loki (godofstories) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-15 08:36:00

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!network post, ben reilly / spider-man (94), loki laufeyson (616), loki odinson (mcu)

[FILTERED TO LOKI (MCU)]

Wake up, Sunshine! How are you feeling? I'm only asking because it's polite, but, truthfully, I don't care. I have full plans on dragging you out into the world regardless of how close you may be to being ill on any Hobbit passersby.

[FILTERED TO BEN REILLY]

Two options: you can come with me and the other Loki for an adventure, or you can enjoy a day of independence while I find out where his limit for fun is. Currently, I believe it to be roughly an hour into a lively romp through the countryside.

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	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Go away. I'm perfectly happy to leave the world to its own devices. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yes. You seem beyond delighted. Personally, I never found a raging hangover to be much in the way of cheering, but I am technically two years old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Hush, then, and leave your elders alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Are you still drinking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	I thought I'd give a few hours to see if the world has improved since I was last sober. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	Good, then put on pants or whatever you need to do, and let's go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Must we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	You can always find out how persistent I can be the hard way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like a challenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, now he perks up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Go on then. Prove yourself a menace. I'm waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	[[MCU's phone will start playing Broadway show tunes at full volume. When he tries to turn the volume down or off, the volume will reset to full. If he tries to stop the track, it will restart. Because at the heart of it 616 is actually a geek who has a unique approach to hacking.]] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	[It takes a little more than half an hour for MCU to track down 616's work, and another forty minutes to undo it, at which point 616 will receive the following call.] The Loki you are trying to reach is no longer available. Please hang up, and try again. Or better yet, go play with a Balrog. [And yes, it is complete with a phone operator's voice.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis godofstories 2018-02-15 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	[[616's next round of trolling is setting autocorrect to replace the letter "p" with a poop emoji.]] Calling people on phones is so 2005. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis hashertricks 2018-02-15 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	[Einar shows up to paw at 616, carrying with him a roll of poop bags (with smiling poop emoji, don't ask where MCU got them, he's not telling) and a note.] Since you have so much time on your hands, you can take the dog for a walk. [Yes, 616, MCU did consider sending Einar with a full bag, but he draws the line somewhere.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) godofstories 2018-02-15 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	[[616 texts MCU with a selfie of himself, Einar, and Forest. 616 is grinning. The background is all greenery, clearly indicating 616 has left the ship.]] → brb going to find a balrog → it's einar's idea → he says you're dull af (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) hashertricks 2018-02-15 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	→ Wonderful. → I'm going back to bed. → Maybe an Elf will join me. [MCU's picture shows him raising a glass of wine in bed. Whose bed is hard to say.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) godofstories 2018-02-15 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	→ i would sooner imagine the cat would plant herself on your face out of spite → but you can have your dreams (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lokis (Return Text Message) hashertricks 2018-02-15 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	[MCU would send 616 a photo to prove him wrong, but the cat does in fact plant herself on his face out of spite. He tracks down 616 and Einar within the hour.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Fluffy Loki thesensational 2018-02-15 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Ok, since you gave the option, so that doesn't mean this isn't just an other worldly self bonding time thing, uh, duh. I'm coming with. Because you say lively romp and I see 'guy, why is there a dracolich coming towards the ship?'. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki godofstories 2018-02-15 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	That would be the lively part of it, if at all. Who is really to say? Either way, he's sent his dog to me. I'm counting down until he decides to join in, but right now I have two canines who cannot wait to sniff some ferns and lift their leg to some trees. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben thesensational 2018-02-15 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Like, it wouldn't even be anything either of you actively do. I just feel like Smaug would find a way to bring himself back from the dead because how dare there be two beings on Middle Earth out sassing him. Really? I'm surprised Einar didn't just run straight back to hassle him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben godofstories 2018-02-15 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	You say sassing, I say we'll have to see. Spoiler alert: he got back into the wine. We may have to be certain he doesn't upend himself in a bush. Or, should he do such a thing, I need pictures of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben thesensational 2018-02-15 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Going for the hair of the dog that bite him? Don't worry, pictures will happen. I'll even take them so you can pose beside him all triumphant. Ok, but, yeah, I know the booze here is super special because it's strong enough to get all those super special soldiers and gods drunk, but when should the worry start? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben godofstories 2018-02-15 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	He's certainly going for something, but it may be rock bottom. I doubt I can take him away from his drink for long if he's determined. Really, it may well be best to let him find how deep he needs to go before turning it around. Learning to ask help is a critical part of the whole process. I don't know that he's there yet. His dog is cute, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben thesensational 2018-02-15 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well, the good thing about rock bottom is that you only have up to go? Not that actually hitting rock bottom is ideal, but there's that I guess. Your fox face is cuter. Just so you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben godofstories 2018-02-15 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	There are always awful pockets of no escape in other dimensions, but, broadly speaking, yes. There is only up to go. Finally, my lifelong dreams of being adorable are fulfilled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben thesensational 2018-02-15 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ok, for normal people, which none of us count as, only one way to go. Although I question this 'no escape' thing. That sounds awfully pessimistic. And who knew it'd happen during your terrible twos! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben godofstories 2018-02-15 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Pessimistic for normal people, yes. It really is a shame the Asgardians who keep coming through are from the other world. If only I could have a few moments to brag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben thesensational 2018-02-15 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Just a challenge for everyone else? You could always brag to the other Loki. Hold it over him that you're the cutest Loki in all your adorableness. Magic up a little trophy for him to be jealous of. Oooooooooor we could get someone to watch Forest and I can take that cuteness somewhere. We do have all of Middle Earth just there waiting to be explored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fluffy Loki + Fluffy Ben godofstories 2018-02-16 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	You know me. I find my way out of anything. Perhaps when he's something closer to sober. It's a wasted amount of work if he isn't fully aware of his loss. Once the other Loki gets tired, we can always send Forest back with him? (Reply to this) (Parent)