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gwen (spidergwen) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-12 01:14:00

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anya corazon / spider-girl (616), aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), ben reilly / spider-man (94), gwen stacy / spider-woman (65), jason todd / red hood (au), peter parker / spider-man (120703)

Dear portal,

Do us a favor this month, and don't start turning people into turkeys if they decide to, like, you know.. cook one. Because this year, I'm actually considering hosting it.

Filter: Spiders and friends/associates

I'm hosting. You guys want to bring over people if you want. Or if you have other plans already, that's totally cool with me.

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	thesensational 2017-11-12 06:59 am UTC (link)
	That is just the thing of nightmares there. [Spiders+] As far as I know, my calendar is empty, but I need to check with the influx of Asgardians. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spidergwen 2017-11-12 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't be the first thing to happen here that is stuff of nightmares. Spiders+ That's fine. They'd be invited too, if they don't have any place to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thesensational
2017-11-12 07:48 am UTC (link)

But that's like whole new level. BEWARE WHAT FOOD YOU MAY COOK FOR YOU MAY BECOME IT! Not the kind of 'you are what you eat' I'd want.

[Spiders+]
~~Oh hahahaha oh man you have no idea how bad that could be~~ Yeah, yeah, everyone wants Thor at their table before they realize just how much he actually eats. Puts all of us Spiders to shame. I'll tell 'em though. And I'll definitely be 'round. Help a bit with that cooking so Petey doesn't singed your place.

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	Spiders spindly 2017-11-12 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Hey. I might not singe it. Much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders thesensational 2017-11-12 07:58 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. That sounds questionable. Give me a little more confidence on that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders spindly 2017-11-12 08:00 am UTC (link)
	A little singe is healthy? Brings out the furniture? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders thesensational 2017-11-12 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I did hear that charcoal gray is the in color this season. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders spindly 2017-11-12 08:04 am UTC (link)
	See? Just looking out for her. Hate to have the Mean Girls tell her she's passe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders thesensational 2017-11-12 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Aw man, the Mean Girls are coming to the dinner too. Are leggings under jeans still cool? Do they count as jeggings if you're wearing both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders spindly 2017-11-12 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Now that sounds like a fashion don't, Ben. How dare you even speak the name jeggings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders thesensational 2017-11-12 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Y'know, I'm actually surprised it didn't become more of a thing now. Young super heroes running around in jeggings. It makes taking the crime fighting look to an evening out look so easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders spindly 2017-11-12 08:57 am UTC (link)
	Jeggings. Not sure I could work with that fabric. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	spidergwen 2017-11-12 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Then maybe it's a good thing we'd turn into something with legs. Spiders+ Yeah, but there are other reasons to have Thor at your table. Have you seen those arms? I have a little more faith in him, but hey. I could always do with extra hands! Ben: Yeah, about that.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thesensational
2017-11-12 08:02 am UTC (link)

But like would we turn into live turkeys or the butterball sort? Because I'm not sure if having legs helps with that last one.

[Spiders]
Eh. Call me old fashioned, but I just get intimidated by biceps bigger than my own head. Trauma from too many noogies I think.

Ha, be careful what you wish for.

[Gwen]
Ok, you can't say extra hands and then go into an 'about that'. Last time I had that happen it was about how hard it was to type when four hands wanted a turn at the keyboard.

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spidergwen
2017-11-12 08:14 am UTC (link)

I think we should convince the portal to make sure it lets us become live turkeys then.

Spiders+
Fine, I'll just put him on my side of the table.

Ben:
Oops, okay. I should probably specify that it wasn't aimed at "extra hands". It's more about Peter.

I'm sorry, they don't still have minds of their own now, do they? I'm assuming you have more control over those hands now. Not that I expect them to crop up and help me with this dinner.

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	Spiders+ thesensational 2017-11-12 08:24 am UTC (link)
	But if he's on your side, how will you gaze dreamily into his eyes? [Gwen] I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. So we'll stick with 'oh?'. Oh, the hands I have are good. When they wander, they wander with purpose. Very, very intent purpose. And will help with dinner. Just the two. I'm ok never having to deal with more than that ever again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ spidergwen 2017-11-12 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I'll turn his chair toward me, duh. Ben: Ben, let's just stick with never telling me what "very very intent purpose" those hands have had other than cooking. Okay, look. I'm not stranger to have a Peter in this world, of course. And you know it. Even though the other one was really tiny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ thesensational 2017-11-12 08:55 am UTC (link)
	But then you're in between him and the food! That just sounds super dangerous! [Gwen] Aw, but I had a good essay going on my adventures in typing. And my new exploits with knitting. Boo. Is this going to be too much? For you? For both of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ spidergwen 2017-11-12 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Not if I'm sitting right next to him! You're totally not understanding the positioning here. Ben: Knitting is what you call it? I don't know. I have no idea how he's feeling. I mean, we've hung out before, although I've mostly just given him space to get used to the whole thing with this multi-universe thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gwen \| Ben thesensational 2017-11-12 09:12 am UTC (link)
	It fits with the spidery theme. Unlike 'table positioning'. I'd say ask, but I know how hard it can be to get an answer out of a spider sometimes. I mean... you know how it is, right? It's never a simple thing and it takes time to get used to. But he seems like he's doing ok. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gwen \| Ben spidergwen 2017-11-12 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Haha, shut up. Well, yeah. He seems okay. Okay enough to be willing to go grocery shopping with me for Thanksgiving. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Spiders+ aracelypenalba 2017-11-12 08:42 am UTC (link)
	I WANT AN EATING CONTEST WITH THOR. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ thesensational 2017-11-12 08:51 am UTC (link)
	I'll see what I can do then. Although if that challenge doesn't rope him in, I don't know what will. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Spiders+ spindly 2017-11-12 08:56 am UTC (link)
	You're the coolest. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spiders+. spidergirl 2017-11-13 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, I would pay good money for that! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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