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gwen (spidergwen) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-12 01:14:00

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anya corazon / spider-girl (616), aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), ben reilly / spider-man (94), gwen stacy / spider-woman (65), jason todd / red hood (au), peter parker / spider-man (120703)

Dear portal,

Do us a favor this month, and don't start turning people into turkeys if they decide to, like, you know.. cook one. Because this year, I'm actually considering hosting it.

Filter: Spiders and friends/associates

I'm hosting. You guys want to bring over people if you want. Or if you have other plans already, that's totally cool with me.

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	spidergwen 2017-11-12 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Then maybe it's a good thing we'd turn into something with legs. Spiders+ Yeah, but there are other reasons to have Thor at your table. Have you seen those arms? I have a little more faith in him, but hey. I could always do with extra hands! Ben: Yeah, about that.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thesensational
2017-11-12 08:02 am UTC (link)

But like would we turn into live turkeys or the butterball sort? Because I'm not sure if having legs helps with that last one.

[Spiders]
Eh. Call me old fashioned, but I just get intimidated by biceps bigger than my own head. Trauma from too many noogies I think.

Ha, be careful what you wish for.

[Gwen]
Ok, you can't say extra hands and then go into an 'about that'. Last time I had that happen it was about how hard it was to type when four hands wanted a turn at the keyboard.

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spidergwen
2017-11-12 08:14 am UTC (link)

I think we should convince the portal to make sure it lets us become live turkeys then.

Spiders+
Fine, I'll just put him on my side of the table.

Ben:
Oops, okay. I should probably specify that it wasn't aimed at "extra hands". It's more about Peter.

I'm sorry, they don't still have minds of their own now, do they? I'm assuming you have more control over those hands now. Not that I expect them to crop up and help me with this dinner.

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	Spiders+ thesensational 2017-11-12 08:24 am UTC (link)
	But if he's on your side, how will you gaze dreamily into his eyes? [Gwen] I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. So we'll stick with 'oh?'. Oh, the hands I have are good. When they wander, they wander with purpose. Very, very intent purpose. And will help with dinner. Just the two. I'm ok never having to deal with more than that ever again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ spidergwen 2017-11-12 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I'll turn his chair toward me, duh. Ben: Ben, let's just stick with never telling me what "very very intent purpose" those hands have had other than cooking. Okay, look. I'm not stranger to have a Peter in this world, of course. And you know it. Even though the other one was really tiny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ thesensational 2017-11-12 08:55 am UTC (link)
	But then you're in between him and the food! That just sounds super dangerous! [Gwen] Aw, but I had a good essay going on my adventures in typing. And my new exploits with knitting. Boo. Is this going to be too much? For you? For both of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spiders+ spidergwen 2017-11-12 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Not if I'm sitting right next to him! You're totally not understanding the positioning here. Ben: Knitting is what you call it? I don't know. I have no idea how he's feeling. I mean, we've hung out before, although I've mostly just given him space to get used to the whole thing with this multi-universe thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gwen \| Ben thesensational 2017-11-12 09:12 am UTC (link)
	It fits with the spidery theme. Unlike 'table positioning'. I'd say ask, but I know how hard it can be to get an answer out of a spider sometimes. I mean... you know how it is, right? It's never a simple thing and it takes time to get used to. But he seems like he's doing ok. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gwen \| Ben spidergwen 2017-11-12 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Haha, shut up. Well, yeah. He seems okay. Okay enough to be willing to go grocery shopping with me for Thanksgiving. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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