SEEN AND FILMED: Throughout the day of observing Silas in his natural habitat (thank you Valya for putting him on the map), he receives various birthday gifts, most of which he opens in a boring and cautious manner, approaching each of them with varying degrees of wariness. At SOME point, however, Silas gets a single card that he opens and looks at if he regrets that act instantly. After opening it and suffering through the contents, he looks as if he literally has NO WORDS. Gets up. And walks away from his desk, completely silently. He doesn't return for nearly 45 minutes. The camera zooms in on the offensive items in question:
Darling, that's nothing.