The Caldera - Threads/Narratives

TO: Department of Physical Sciences Listserv <temperance_phys_sci@temperance.gov> FROM: Adebayo, John <j.adebayo@temperance.gov> SUBJECT: Department Restructuring + Public Relations Protocol MEMORANDUM TO: Department of Physical Sciences, Temperance FROM: J. Adebayo DATE: 12 March 2018 SUBJECT: Department Restructuring + Public Relations Protocol Hello all: As announced during Dr. Anderson's sudden departure speech during the last meeting, I have now [...] accepted the position of Director of Physical Sciences at Temperance, effective last month. My due apologies for the delay in my first address as director; I had no wish to address the department unless there was a need. As of now, we presently have two. The first to address: the recent recurrences of thundersnow events cropping up in the area. The fact that this is the third instance of a snowstorm with thunder activity, combined with Deputy Director Canton's advisement, behooves us to take a closer look. Fortunately, we have access to the data out of the Great Falls NOAA office, which has otherwise predicted weather patterns comparable with spring melt across the Paradise Valley. Should anyone be able to begin to cross-reference the collected meteorological data from the past three events to see if we are capable of establishing any patterns, it would not only be greatly appreciated but will be useful for me to present to Leadership to compare with their existing resources. The second to address: as you may have noticed vis-a-vis the announcement from our Deputy Director, we are welcoming a new Director of Public Relations to the fray. Mrs. Sinclair-Berkowitz is a credit to her profession and is excited to help build our public image. However, as reported, she is very keen to hear [...] our secrets. As your Director, I do want to simultaneously encourage that you are as frank with her as possible per her request, but I do want to also honor your right to privacy as well. Should there be anything you are uncomfortable with disclosing, please do feel free to come to either myself or the Assistant Director of Physical Science and we will be happy to listen. Admittedly, the Assistant Director may be more helpful than myself, but I do not want you to think that I would not be someone who would listen. Lastly, if there are any questions, comments, or concerns that you wish for me to bring to the Leadership of any other department, please let me know and I will do my best to be emissary for your needs. This, of course, is null and void if you are desiring for me to go to bat for you for funding, in which case I would direct you to our Grants Library on the first floor. Regards, JOA _______________________________________ Dr. John Adebayo Director, Physical Sciences • Lecturer of Geology, Montana State University - Vigil CELL: 250.555.2394 • OFFICE: 250.555.2345 x7536

WHO: Dr Jack Adebayo and Astrid Rhee (ft. the Caldera OTP: Betty/Veronica)
WHEN: Friday, February 16
WHERE: Temperance break room
WHAT: Filling the "Intimate Embrace~" prompt for the challenge
WARNINGS: Fandom wank

( Uh. What is… Riverdale? )

WHO: Jack Adebayo and Karolina Wójick
WHERE: The Archer-Wójick household.
WHEN: Friday, 16 February 2018, early afternoon.
WHAT: Jack takes his shower du jour at Dax and Karo’s house. Ladies.
WARNINGS: Warnings? More like promises of WET IDRIS ELBA. No dick tho, sorry.

( THE CRYPTKEEPER OF SHAAAAAAME )

TO: Temperance Listserv <temperance_all@nps.gov> FROM: Adebayo, John <j.adebayo@nps.gov> SUBJECT: Seasonal Sexual Harassment MEMORANDUM TO: Temperance Staff FROM: J. Adebayo CC: W. Anderson DATE: 14 February 2018 SUBJECT: Seasonal Sexual Harassment I do hope that everyone is having a safe and respectfully happy holiday. As always, I wish to extend a reminder to empower our colleagues to report any unbecoming behaviour from another colleague for the sake of inter-department harmony. Although the holiday of St. Valentine is considered a convivial time for all, I merely wish to highlight the possibility of uncomfortable moments for our office if made in times of jest. Should you feel as if something needs to be reported to your superiors, please feel free to do so under comfort of anonymity. Regards, JOA _______________________________________ Dr. John Adebayo Senior Geologist, Physical Sciences • Lecturer of Geology, Montana State University - Vigil CELL: 250.555.2394 • OFFICE: 250.555.2345 x7536

( Valentines for: Mae, Dr Archer, Dr Wójcik, Sara, Cauliflower, Dr Adebayo, Dr Canton, Dr Keen, Liam, Austin, Roman, Emir, Avery )

( EXCERPT FROM THE NEWS AT 5, ABC FOX MONTANA 28 )