The Caldera - Threads/Narratives

TO: Ladies 🌺✨
FROM: Nana Qaradaghi

[1] A friendly reminder now that it is the season of Iftar and that you're always mostly uhh welcome if you'd like to feast with us!
[x] Maybe ask befo
[x] So some times I might be catching up on b
[2] I do always try to make Friday's Iftar on of the flashiest, so do feel free to come by then especially!
[3] Kiddos welcome. 😉

TO: Everett 💕✨
FROM: Nana Qaradaghi

[1] Soooo bb
[2] It's Ramadan again
[3] And with our recent developments it is perhaps good to talk about some things Ramadan-related about which you are perhaps not acquainted with yet

What: Emails from Carter to Everett
When: Wed 9th to Friday the 11th of May

From: fixitstudios@wiseidea.com. Sent from a rotating IP to avoid tracking
To: All of Everett Walker's email accounts, professional and personal at once

Hey. Buddy. Thank you for rescuing my robit, but I want him back please. Just set him outside and I or his sisters will come get him.

From: fixitstudios@wiseidea.com. Sent from a rotating IP to avoid tracking
To: All of Everett Walker's email accounts, professional and personal at once

Excuse you! I want my Oliver! he's my favorite and he's lonely without me. Don't turn him on because we haven't got around to manners yet.

From: fixitstudios@wiseidea.com. Sent from a rotating IP to avoid tracking
To: All of Everett Walker's email accounts, professional and personal at once

Oliver's sisters are growing concerned and they can fly so I would really let him go if I were you.

TO: Ex-husband
FROM: Leela

[1] Do you want to be with the kids tonight or are you going out with friends?
[2] Happy birthday.

[ Following events ]

TO: Jinju 💎 (Anya)
FROM: ur boy joon

[1] yo

From: Troian Laguerre
To: Eli Laguerre

Sent at 2AM on Wednesday Morning

[1] hey
[2] have you heard anything from Mac?
[3] has anyone told the folks?

TO: James 📽
FROM: ur boy joon

[1] hey can my dog and i crash on your couch for a while
[2] my dad's trying to teach me a lesson or something

To: Ben
From: Eric

[1] The other day I went on a walk
[2] I'm almost completely sure a couple of the trees bent over
[3] Like they were reaching for me

TO: Ben.
FROM: Shigeo.

[1] Hello Ben.


TO: Elle.
FROM: Shigeo.

[1] He's alive.
[2] That's really all I can say with any certainty.

TO: Ihaka.
FROM: Shigeo.

[1] You owe me a drink.

TO: Ex-husband
FROM: Leela

( You have (13) unread messages )

TO: Aaron, Gwen
FROM: Leela

[1] Can either of you get in touch with Tristan?
[2] He's not responding to my texts or picking up my calls.
[3] Please let him know his ex wife would like to speak with him.

TO: Laguerres (group text)
FROM: Sidney

[1] Where's Mac?

TO James 📽
FROM ur boy joon

[ Thursday around 1pm ]

[1] did you have some girl tell me she was you last night
[2] i guess that's funny
[3] but idgi

TO: Each Michaud & Donlan Individually
FROM: Emir Tilki

[1] Have you heard from Roman today?

TO: Any of Roman's College Friends that Emir would've finagled a contact with (apply liberally)
FROM: Emir Tilki

[1] This is Emir Tilki, just wondering if you've heard from Roman recently?

[...]

[somewhere near midnight]
TO: Ben Canton
FROM: Emir Tilki

[1] You work for Temperance right?
[2] I need to know what you all are investigating over there.

TO: Canım 💍🐉❤️ (Roman)
FROM: Emir

[12:01 PM]
[1] How'd your test go ❤️?
[2] Did you ask the professor about that Nasa internship business?

( Emir begins to panic. )

TO: Aaron
FROM: Gwen

[1] So
[2] A thing came up re: work

[ Following this ]

TO: Gwen
FROM: Leela

[1] What do you know about those crow billboards?

TO: Ben Canton
FROM: Leela

[1] Hey
[2] Just out of curiosity, what's up with those billboards about crows acting weird?

TO: Ex Husband
FROM: Leela

[1] Can you pick up the kids

TO: Ben Canton
FROM: Ihaka Mulligan

[ voice to text ]
[1] I hear you have a sample of the cryptic.

[SHORTLY AFTER THIS]

TO Nate 🐏 [x] are you ok? [x] did you see [x] are you ok?? [1] hi [2] did you drop something off at temperance this morning?

EDITED TO ADD:

TO Austin Temperance 💀 [1] have you heard [2] this shit is 🍌🍌🍌

( HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES!!!! )

TO: James 📽
FROM: Joon

[1] yo wyd
[2] let's get food

TO: Mae 👑
FROM: Joon

[1] let's hang this week
[2] what u up to tomorrow

To:Charming Emir
From: Moira

texts sent Saturday afternoon around noon mst

[1] Good afternoon Handsome :)
[2] It is afternoon there isn't it? I hope I don't wake you!