Malcolm Tucker (fuckitybye) wrote in spinningcompass, @ 2013-01-16 18:40:00 |
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Who? Malcolm & Grey (for a change)
Where? Their COTTAGE!!!
When? Wednesday, afternoon.
What? Moving in, failed DIY, exploring some kinks.
Rating? High and possibly quite offensive to some. Could be read as slightly dub-con.
Status? Closed, ongoing.
It had become very clear to Malcolm, since arriving on the island, that he had very little in the way of practical skills. His idea of fixing a problem was all strategy and theory and shouting at it until it went away. Unfortunately, inanimate object didn't respond quite so well to his abuse as civil servants did. Still, it didn't stop him trying-
"Fuck! You fucking cunt of a switch, fucking shock me again, I fucking dare you-"
Apparently antagonising electrics wasn't the way forward, because the switch was apparently more than happy to oblige. He yelped in surprise, pulling his hand back and sticking two fingers in his mouth as if that would somehow ease the sharp pain. He glared at the offending socket, in a way that might be very threatening if it had been capable of seeing him.
"You sure you need electricity?" he called out to Grey, picking up a book about DIY, glancing over less than a sentence, and then chucking it randomly across the room.