Soul Bound IC

I've had quite my fill of prophecies in my time. Seems something of a sick joke to find yet another one handed to me.

If anyone sees or hears from a woman by the name of Belle, please do let me know. Locating her, if she turns up here also, will assign me in your debt. Considering the fact my curse-given Law degree is to be some use here, that could prove quite invaluable for you if you're prone to trouble yourself.

It's Gold. Mr Gold. Though some of you may have heard of me under my first given name of Rumplestiltskin.

So, I gotta ask, who's in charge of assigning people to which trainer and when will that happen? I'm definitely jonesing for something to do.

You know what they say about idle hands.

[Clint]
So... I think I may have left one of my boots in your room because I have the right but I can't find the other one anywhere - mind taking a look for me?

I have to admit, all these off work nights is really making it hard for me to remember what day of the week it is.

Is it bad to crave routine?

[ SCOTT ]

There's a special on spaghetti tonight, you wanna go get some dinner with me?

So there’s some great bloody, prophesied war of the century about to kick off and they’ve recruited a Welsh resident who’s all of about five foot and several months pregnant. Brilliant.

These people really need to consider intensively reviewing their conscription process.

Given it seems like it's going to stick, I'm Nina. I'm told there's a medical facility I'll be part of here. While I hope not to see too many of you there, I can assure you that is something I'm actually skilled in, and I'll do my best to take care of you.

[Bucky]

How do you feel about Christmas this year?

[Nat]

Not sure if you'll be joining Daisy and the others, but if you're not I'm planning a small get together so you're more than welcome to join.

[Wanda]

What are your plans for Christmas?

[Billy, Hope, Peter, Scott & Tony]

I can only assume that you've all got something planned but if you don't I'll be swinging in on Daisy's get together but then spending most of the day with a few close friends and you're all welcome to join, Morgan included and anybody else that might need a place to be.

[Daisy]

I think your idea is a really nice one, kind as well, and I'll definitely swing in for a bit but I have a few people I'd like to spend time with over this festive period. Let me know if you need any help with anything.

As darling as a vacation from unlife would be, this isn't at all something I'm interested in. I'm not here to wage wars for people.

I would like words with whoever is in charge, since my sister didn't object to this entire farce upon our arrival.

I think I'm finally getting the hang of this barista-ing thing. To celebrate, I will pay for two costumers' drinks.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM COPS, SNITCHES AND -18]
So, I just gotta ask, is there any illegal drugs here?

I probably should have done this before now but I'm Natasha Romanoff. I know some of you and in case you're wondering, yes it's really me, I am no longer dead. Anyway I'm in charge of Golf Squadron which right now is me and one other person. I'm sure that will change soon enough though.

[Mazikeen]

So I'm your squad leader. Thought it might be a good idea for us to meet up, get to know each other figure out how we can work together, all that stuff. I'm not big on formality so I'll just cut to the chase. How do you feel about vodka and where is a good place to get some around here?

Well at the least the mist was nice enough to pick me up after destroying Reapers and not before.

Some sort of cosmic conscience, maybe?

Name's Tessa Shepard.

Most people call me Shepard.

Well, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I decided to go back to Hell. This is a lot less fire and brimstone than I'm used to.

Still, it seems we're all stuck here all the same. My name's Lucifer Morningstar. Yes, I'm the devil. No, I'm not responsible for you being here. It's all quite inconvenient for me too.

So how old is everyone anyway?

This is bullshit.

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to recruit me or whatever, but I'm not the guy you want.

Hey so does anyone mind if I use one of the labs for a while? Got some stuff I need to make sort out and can probably do it with the stuff here...

Still not impressed.

Well, this is interesting. I was in the middle of making a cosplay outfit for a character when this fog rolled up and kicked my ass. How did I get here again? and What are these factions? I'd like to think I'm over picking sides, but it looks like I'm not anymore.

I don't think I'm meant to be here.

Penny never said anything about a mist when it came to using the metro card.

Unless this is purgatory?

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I'm still not sure that a huge mistake hasn't been made, because I can give you names of people better suited for this than me. But... why not. Defeat an evil cockroach in a sentient street and then travel to... an afterlife?

Too much to hope there's a robotman wandering around? Or part cyborg part man? Or a fabulous hollywood actress? Or a.... a Jane?