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An Open Letter to The Entity (And Anyone Else Reading The Network)
Dear Jubilant Entity,

Hi. How are you? I hope you're well. I'm Peter, by the way. I had a question? I was just curious... What's with the ostriches? I mean, they're great! They're really cool, and they are fun to look at, but, can I ride them? what do they do? I mean, do they have powers, or are you just a big fan of ostriches? Do they enforce the peace? Are they friendly? Do they like scritches? Who's taking care of them? Do they like newcomers, or are they a little more hesitant of us? Are they good at playing games? Do they want a new friend? I'm avail When did you become fond of ostriches? They're very fascinating birds! I definitely like the choice of feathered friends, dear Entity.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Peter Parker

P.S.,

Thank you for the clothes. I really appreciate them and the nice place to live! UwU UwU

P.P.S,

I'm sorry I didn't let you know I appreciated your ostrich friends sooner. I've been a little freaked out in my own head. I hope you can understand! ^_^