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Peter Parker (fromyoutube) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-29 15:53:00

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active: freddy freeman, active: peter parker, active: tony stark

An Open Letter to The Entity (And Anyone Else Reading The Network)
Dear Jubilant Entity,

Hi. How are you? I hope you're well. I'm Peter, by the way. I had a question? I was just curious... What's with the ostriches? I mean, they're great! They're really cool, and they are fun to look at, but, ~~can I ride them?~~ what do they do? I mean, do they have powers, or are you just a big fan of ostriches? Do they enforce the peace? Are they friendly? ~~Do they like scritches?~~ ~~Who's taking care of them?~~ Do they like newcomers, or are they a little more hesitant of us? ~~Are they good at playing games?~~ ~~Do they want a new friend? I'm avail~~ When did you become fond of ostriches? They're very fascinating birds! I definitely like the choice of feathered friends, dear Entity.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Peter Parker

P.S.,

Thank you for the clothes. I really appreciate them and the nice place to live! UwU UwU

P.P.S,

I'm sorry I didn't let you know I appreciated your ostrich friends sooner. I've been a little ~~freaked out~~ in my own head. I hope you can understand! ^_^

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	luminesced 2019-06-29 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Jubilant Entity, I second what Peter has said. Thank you for the clothes. Sincerely, Lady Luxanna Crownguard of Demacia Peter, What is UwU?. Also using this type thing is easier than a phone. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fromyoutube 2019-06-29 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's a happy face! I need to show you emotes!!!!! The computer is a lot easier to type on, I agree. We'll have you a pro at all of this in no time, Lux! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luminesced 2019-06-29 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't look like a face. What is an emote? I hope so! I am a little concerned. I think there may have been a mix up? There are pants in my wardrobe. I think they put mens clothes in there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fromyoutube
2019-06-29 08:17 pm UTC (link)

It's an approximation of a face. Like :3 or :D or ^_^ or (/^▽^)/ And they're a way of expressing emotion via written communication without having to write out the words. So you're happy and want to show it makes you happy so you make a happy face like :) or :D

Pants are not just for men, though if you don't like them, you don't have to wear them! Do you have those legging things where you come from? If so, think of them like that. And if they're uncomfortable, you could sell them for something more comfortable!

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	luminesced 2019-06-29 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	:D? Oh! Women wear men's pants here? I am going to try them!!! Dresses uh wait let me see if I use this right Dresses suck (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fromyoutube 2019-06-29 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! :D And you did it! :D :D :D You definitely used that word correctly. I'll also take your word on the dresses! Hopefully the pants provided will be more comfortable for you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luminesced 2019-06-29 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Peter you are the best! You must teach me more words like 'awesome' and 'suck'! Do men not wear women's clothes the way women wear men's clothes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-06-29 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Please no words that rhyme with suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fromyoutube 2019-06-29 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	But what if she doesn't know what a duck is? Or luck? Or muck? Or tuck? Or cluck? How am I supposed to describe chicken noises without cluck?! BAWK BAWK CHICKEN NOISE BAWK???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-06-29 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Are you actually clucking in your room, Pete? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)