InsaneJournal

So. The Burger King: Smash or Pass?



[Filtered to: Audrey, Five, Diego Hargreeves]

'Sup Diego. I'm Darcy. A little birdie told me that you were going through a difficult time and were possibly in need of some cheering up, so I thought I would offer my services as a Fun Stranger to get you absolutely plastered, if you so desired.

It's okay to say no. I understand that this is: 1) weird; and 2) sudden. But I believe in saying "Fuck it" often and at high volumes, though I try not to be an emotional terrorist about it. HMU if you're down.