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Barry Allen - Arrowverse (Earth-Prime) (leplusrapide) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-04 15:28:00

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Hi. I'm Barry Allen, and I'm the Flash - the fast man some of you saw last night.

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare anyone. I just overshot the apartments a couple of times and had to double back ~~and I got lost~~.

{LETTER TO THE ENTITY-}

Barry Allen,
1-A, Ostrich's Villa, Goodland

Dear Jubilant Entity,

I've found myself in need of the S.T.A.R. Labs speed lab.

First off, I'd be able to to run without attracting attention. And secondarily, Cisco and I would be able to keep tabs on my progress and speed.

I hereby enclose a selfie, of me, in the speed lab.

Yours Sincerely,
Barry Allen

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kylerayner
2019-09-04 05:13 pm UTC (link)

Uhhhh. I don't really know what you got up to in your bedroom but I assume she was fine with your friendship.

No! It's okay! I'll just catch you up on things and we can go from there. Lanterns have power rings that were gifted to them from extraterrestrials and they can will light constructs into existence using that ring based on their ability to wield the emotional spectrum. Hal Jordan was the first human lantern ~~kind of~~ and you were BFF. I'm the fourth human lantern but I guess I can placehold until Hal gets here. ~~Story of my life.~~

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	leplusrapide 2019-09-04 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	And why did I bring him home with me? Was he lost? Uh [...] First off, Caitlin and Cisco are my BFFs. I don't know Hal Jordan. There was a Hal on other Barry's phone, but that was on Earth-Two, so I guess you're my first lantern and it's nice to meet you? Why are you placeholding? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kylerayner
2019-09-04 06:24 pm UTC (link)

Heavy drinking and poor impulse control but I meant it as more of a metaphor than an actual thing that happened.

I like to think we can all have more than two BFFs in this day and age, even if Claire’s does only sell three piece necklaces. I don’t know how to feel about being your first, tho. It seems so wrong to take that from him after everything you two will go through together. Hal should be your first.

Well, I was going to make sure that no one swooped in and took away the Lantern/Flash bromance but I guess that’s been done. We'll just make do. I’m Kyle Rayner.

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leplusrapide
2019-09-04 06:40 pm UTC (link)

Other me can get drunk? [...] Sorry, sorry. I don't mean to have [...] like, a billion questions. I'll try to space them out.

I meant it more like in 'I don't know Hal so he can't be my BFF yet, but I think Earth-Two Barry might have one, but he's also not the Flash so I don't know what's going on there' way. And I also might've messed up the timeline too much. Maybe. I'm not really sure what the far-reaching implications are just yet.

I didn't know I'd been swooped, but alright. Hi. I'm Barry Allen.

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	kylerayner 2019-09-04 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	You two drink but I don’t really know about the effects, tbh? Wally West is my Flash. No, Barry! Barry, no! You’re supposed to leave timelines just like you found them! Which, granted, is a lot easier said than done but still!!! Have you not been swooped? Are you not bromantically inclined toward Cisco? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leplusrapide 2019-09-04 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	There's nothing. Unless Cisco brews me a 500 proof shot, I feel nothing. But I know Wally! He's my brother-in-Law. I'm sorry! I know that now. You made me google 'can someone have more than one bromance'. The answer is yes, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kylerayner
2019-09-04 08:50 pm UTC (link)

Wally’s your brother-in-law in your world? In my world, he’s your nephew and he was like #1 Flash fanboy. He was even your sidekick for a while and went by Kid Flash which I guess neither of you noticed is not a great choice.

So you’re not a big proponent of bronogamy? That’s good because I’m not either and it would be super awkward if I couldn’t see other men until Hal gets here.

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	leplusrapide 2019-09-04 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	~~Err~~ The name was [...] not my call. But Jesse Quick, Kid Flash and XS have all tagged along at some point. To learn, mostly. But here. Wally, Iris and me. Let's start small. What's your favorite movie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kylerayner 2019-09-05 01:53 am UTC (link)
	You all look so happy there. ~~And Wally is weirdly good looking in your universe.~~ Perfect Blue. What’s yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leplusrapide 2019-09-05 01:55 am UTC (link)
	We're family? Singing In the Rain. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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