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jim kirk is a space idiot ([info]spaceidiot) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-24 14:37:00

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Entry tags:active: freddy freeman, active: natasha romanoff, active: tony stark

voice to text :: jim kirk
[OOC Note: Jim's attempts to use his Starfleet communicator result in an unintentional public voice-to-text post to the web. Enjoy.]

This is Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. Is anybody out there?

How damn much did I have to drink, anyway?

At least this damn entity left me some clean clothes.


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[info]hanabbott
2019-06-24 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Hello. I'm Hannah, you're in Goodland and there's quite a few of us here.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Hello, Hannah. I'm Jim. I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.

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[info]hanabbott
2019-06-25 12:32 am UTC (link)
Nice to meet you, Jim. No, I don't believe we are. You alright?

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 12:57 am UTC (link)
Believe it or not, this isn't the strangest place I've woken up.

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[info]hanabbott
2019-06-25 03:14 am UTC (link)
It is for me, but I'm getting used to it.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-24 08:51 pm UTC (link)
A Captain?!? A Starship?!? HI!

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 09:04 pm UTC (link)
That's right. What's your name?

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-24 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I'm Freddy. You must be new. Is the ship HERE?

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately not.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-24 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Maybe you can build one.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 11:35 pm UTC (link)
If only I had my engineer here.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-24 11:36 pm UTC (link)
There are lots of smart people here!

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 11:38 pm UTC (link)
You can be smart and still not be an engineer, kid.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-24 11:42 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, there are people who build things here! And magical people. I bet they could do it.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 12:58 am UTC (link)
I won't complain if you're right.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-25 01:03 am UTC (link)
Ask!

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 01:04 am UTC (link)
I think I'm gonna put some pants on first.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-06-25 01:05 am UTC (link)
Why is everyone coming here naked today?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-06-24 08:56 pm UTC (link)
How many damn people call themselves captains these days?

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Hopefully the same number of people who've earned the rank.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-06-24 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Right.

Tony Stark. Who are you?

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Jim Kirk.

What's your story, Tony Stark?

[OOC: Sorry! Re-commenting because I apparently can't read]

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-06-24 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Well, not a captain, but considering adding it to my name.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 10:48 pm UTC (link)
See, if you hadn't just publicly admitted it, no one would have known any better.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-06-24 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, too many people from my reality are here.

So what are you the captain of exactly?

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-24 11:37 pm UTC (link)
My ship's called the Enterprise. We were on a mission to explore deep space before she was destroyed. Starfleet was building her successor so we could get back out there.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-06-24 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Funnily enough I came here after a trip on a spaceship too. You weren't looking for Thanos, were you?

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 12:58 am UTC (link)
Name doesn't ring a bell.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-06-25 01:12 am UTC (link)
Consider yourself lucky.

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[info]comespywithme
2019-06-25 12:19 am UTC (link)
So hello Captain James T. Kirk. I'm Natasha Romanoff and I'm your roommate. Basicaly I have just a couple of rules.

Don't drink my vodka.
Don't drink my vodka.
And yeah, don't drink my vodka.

However if you ask nicely I might share.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 12:59 am UTC (link)
I'm usually more of a whiskey man, but I think you'll find I can be very charming when I want to be.

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[info]comespywithme
2019-06-25 01:01 am UTC (link)
I'm sure you can, Captain Crunch.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 01:03 am UTC (link)
Captain Crunch?

See, now I'm going to have to come up with a lame nickname for you, too.

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[info]comespywithme
2019-06-25 01:06 am UTC (link)
Do they even still make Captain Crunch in the future?

And it's not lame. Captain Kirk.....Captain Crunch...it makes sense.

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[info]justed
2019-06-25 12:36 am UTC (link)
Be glad you missed the thunderstorms.

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[info]spaceidiot
2019-06-25 12:57 am UTC (link)
Sounds like I have decent timing, at least.

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[info]justed
2019-06-25 05:47 am UTC (link)
Very. You could have been lost and soaked.

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[info]rebelbadass
2019-06-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
Hi Jim, I'm Wedge and you're from space too? Pretty sure it's not the same place I've from because I'm not familiar with Starfleet.

Name's Wedge Antilles.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-06-25 04:49 am UTC (link)
Hi, Dr Sam Wilson, Hannah and I are running the medical clinic on the ground floor of the building. Let us know if you have any particular needs or if there’s anything we should know, etc, etc.

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[info]charmingcandor
2019-06-26 12:20 am UTC (link)
There are a few of us out here it would seem and I have no idea how much you had to drink. Welcome though? I just got here a couple of days ago so I do not know if I am the right person for a welcome.

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