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Tweak says, "Watch as I soar!"

kate bishop 🏹 hawkeye (kate_bishop) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-01-29 16:26:00

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So, what kind of jobs are out there for a girl like me? I have some pretty amazing qualifications. Id offer references but I don't think we get interdimensional internet over here.

...That should be a thing. Why is that not a thing? Like my Avenger app idea!

Wait. Look away! Trademarking all of this!

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	assignment 2021-01-30 01:38 am UTC (link)
	What sort of amazing qualifications exactly? (Reply to this) (Thread)

kate_bishop
2021-01-30 03:27 am UTC (link)

I'm glad you asked!

I can speak a few languages.
I can shoot up to 5 arrows at one time. It's honestly my greatest achievement. ~~Bet Clint can't do that!~~
I can make arrows out of ice. It's great for breaking glass and not leaving evidence!
Crime boards! I am a pro at making them.
I can play the cello.
I've taken on giant landsharks, vampires, cults, gods, crashed a henchmen convention, owned my arch-nemesis, and only got a tiny lecture from Captain America in the process.

Those are the basics.

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	assignment 2021-01-30 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	That's definitely quite the list. Have you really lived if you haven't been given a lecture of any size from Captain America? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2021-01-30 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	~~We also saved some kids together but~~ You really haven't. Better yet, it was after he called and his "Born in the USA" ringtone echoed throughout the office. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-02-01 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Does he have a red, white, and blue phone cover too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2021-02-01 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I've never seen his phone or communicator or whatever he chooses to use up close but I definitely made his contact picture an eagle carrying a flag. I'm pretty sure he secretly does not like me in that Captain America way in which he still likes you but the disappointed looks are crushing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-02-02 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I've seen a few of those in my time. You eventually develop an immunity. Partial immunity. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knowsthevalue 2021-02-01 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	While I respect that whatever Steve you're referring to is not me, I'd like to hope I have some taste in phone cases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-02-02 02:23 am UTC (link)
	There's a reason I don't wear much red when you're around, Steve. I know you can be easily distracted. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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