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Yennefer of Vengerberg (aretuza) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-01-13 08:51:00

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It has been a year since I was dropped into this sphere...

Geralt

If you value your life, I would advise treading carefully today and the remainder of the week. I also require chocolate.

Emma Swan

I seem to have obliterated the fertility crystals in my sleep. I assure you this was not intentional.

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are there modern solutions I am not aware of? Or crystals that can kill a Witcher? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think killing your Witcher is going to be helpful at this point, but I'm sure it's probably torture for him all the same. There.... are a lot of options. I'll stop by with options, and I'll let Geralt know where he can get your preferences. I'll recommend a hot bath, curling up on the couch and just ordering him about all day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Do not ever let it be said that you are not my preferred person in this sphere. Three of my favorite things. This pain is quite different than what I am accustomed to. And these options are available in most markets, then? I believe I shall set aside my will to kill him for today in favor of a new torture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's always good when you can get all your interests into one pastime. Yeah, cramps kind of suck, heat usually helps, get that idiot to buy some reusable heat bags from the store and lay them over your stomach. They're widely available in most convenience stores. You can buy in bulk, but I'm sure Geralt would do better to pop out once a month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite preferable, yes. So are these accommodations compared to the last time I went through this annoyance. I suppose I should thank you? We must send a spy to capture his excursion into the world of modern solutions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I do love that you're questioning thanking me for inflicting this pain on you. Sadly it's necessary for the end result. I can always have Selenite follow him, or get Morgan to send a drone to record it. Play it any time you're feeling a little vicious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I was prepared for the necessity and knew what I was getting myself into. So, I suppose there shouldn't be a question of my gratitude. Selenite would be too familiar. The doppelgänger's drone would be less suspicious. I have sent him a google search of the modern solutions and he is at the market now. (Reply to this) (Parent)