I just posted, I know, but I don't care. I want to clear things up for anyone who
thinks they're "in the know" about me: I'm Peter Parker, also known as Spider-Man. Yeah, that's me. I'm him, he's me. Except not because I watched those movies earlier today in an epic marathon of
.
First off, those movies? Definitely NOT what happened as I remember. I'm still looking for the early comics, but so far they're covering stuff I
never did. From like, back in the sixties (WHAT)? Second, who kisses upside-down? That makes no sense. Mary Jane isn't someone I know. And I wouldn't kiss her or any girl upside-down. That sounds awful. Really awful.
But you know what? Ain't nothing gonna to break my stride, nobody's gonna slow me down. Oh no, I got to keep on moving...
And I will.
To anyone who watches those movies, you're gonna get a ridiculous story. I'll laugh with you! It'll be a good time and we can both deal with the irrational urges of wanting to punch that other me who doesn't even look like me. They had to cast a short actor, didn't they? C'mon, Hollywood! You're better than this.
Someone remind me to deliver that message when we're back somewhere where Hollywood can hear me and my complaints.So. How's everyone else doing tonight?