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Challenge 140 Spot of bother

Title:  Firecall
Author:  blpaintchart
Rating:  PG-13
Word count:  100

“Severus, would you come here?”

“I’m busy.  This is no time for a firecall.”

“Sorry.   But I’m in a spot of bother.”

“Meaning?”

“The Venomous Tentacula.”

“Can’t you deal with a bloody plant on your own?”

“Er... well I’ll need another pair of hands.”

“Alright.  I’ll be there in an hour.”

“Severus, I need you now.”

“Very touching.  Can’t it wait?”

“No!”

“Why not?”

“I was coming out of the shower when it grabbed me.  It’s painful!”

“You wimp.”

“But it’s wrapped itself right round my...”

“Never!”

“Yes.  I think I’m going blue.”

“I’m coming through.  Plant, prepare to die!”

Comments

Ah, hahaha! That's perfect! I don't blame Severus for wanting to kill that presumptuous plant.
Nasty foliage is one thing, but nasty foliage that's after your Wolf's important parts is not to be tolerated!
Go Severus!! See chivalry is not dead!! Hopefully the reward is spectacular!!!
Sir Severus from Spamalot. I see it now! &hearts
The reward? It'll all depend upon how fast he was to the rescue, eh? *winces*
Be quick, Severus. We'd hate to lose that item...what would we write about?!
What would YOU write about, you mean!

I don't know... maybe he's talking about his Grindylow again?
That'll be the end of that plant!
Definitely. But I always thought house plants were overrated.
Love it! Love how its all dialog, and so IC. Very humorous too!
Aww, thank you!
Shall I let you in on a secret? *whispers* My stuff is always all dialogue. *is too lazy to write descriptions*
*whispers back* Brilliant idea! Mind if I try it?
*g* I hope Severus is going to nurse the afflicted organ back to health... ;D
Hmmmm. Oral therapy?