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“Severus, would you come here?”

“I’m busy.  This is no time for a firecall.”

“Sorry.   But I’m in a spot of bother.”

“Meaning?”

“The Venomous Tentacula.”

“Can’t you deal with a bloody plant on your own?”

“Er... well I’ll need another pair of hands.”

“Alright.  I’ll be there in an hour.”

“Severus, I need you now.”

“Very touching.  Can’t it wait?”

“No!”

“Why not?”

“I was coming out of the shower when it grabbed me.  It’s painful!”

“You wimp.”

“But it’s wrapped itself right round my...”

“Never!”

“Yes.  I think I’m going blue.”

“I’m coming through.  Plant, prepare to die!”