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Title: Masquerade at the Malfoys
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unbeta'd
Challenge: #351 Malfoy Manor

 

Remus, now, Red Riding Hood was led into the ballroom by a house elf.  He marveled at the grandeur of the place, along with the fact that he'd even been invited. 

 

"Really Lupin, could you be anymore obvious?" 

 

Remus grinned.  "About the same as you, all dressed in black as you are."

 

"I'm Zorro." Severus brandished his sword.

 

"It does nothing to hide your nose."

 

"At least I'm not in a dress."

 

"Is it a deal breaker?"  Remus asked.

 

"Well…"

"I had assumed masquerade was Slytherin for orgy."

 

Severus snorted.  "Perhaps we should start with you bent over the dessert table."

Comments

*snerk*

Love your imagination! Have I told that lately?!

That line...

"I had assumed</b> masquerade</b> was Slytherin for orgy."

was priceless! Priceless I tell you!
Thanks for the chuckle! And thank you for loving my twisted imagination! And now I thank you for the wonderful comment!