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Remus, now, Red Riding Hood was led into the ballroom by a house elf.  He marveled at the grandeur of the place, along with the fact that he'd even been invited. 

"Really Lupin, could you be anymore obvious?" 

Remus grinned.  "About the same as you, all dressed in black as you are."

"I'm Zorro." Severus brandished his sword.

"It does nothing to hide your nose."

"At least I'm not in a dress."

"Is it a deal breaker?"  Remus asked.

"Well…"

"I had assumed masquerade was Slytherin for orgy."

Severus snorted.  "Perhaps we should start with you bent over the dessert table."