Title: Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs: A Comedy
Author: adbaculum
Team: Phoenix
Genre(s): Romance
Prompt(s): Tip Jar, Comedy of Errors
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17, *prostitution themes abound*
Word Count: ~8300
Summary: When his lover gets himself into a bad situation, Harry comes to the rescue. Whether the stubborn git likes it or not, damn it.
A/N: A huge thank you to swtalmnd, treewishes, and alisanne for the speedy and helpful betas! All remaining mistakes are my own. Also, thank you to treewishes for helping me talk out the plot and put it into something that made (somewhat) more sense than the original idea, to swtalmnd for the name of the Wizarding World's red light district, and to the Snarry Games Mods, who are awesome, patient, and have some really fucking impressive modding skills. *tips hat*


( Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs: A Comedy by Adbaculum )

Since this is the time in the Games where we all feel the heat, and are reading like mad, I'm going to completely interrupt for a fun poll.

Terminus is just around the corner, and everyone knows that the best place to hang out and be seen is the Snarry Meet-up. Last year, at Prophecy, we had to turn people away, which made us very sad indeed.

We need a more accurate head count this year, so I ask you to please take a look at this poll on snarry_terminus.


We'll be holding a Snarry meetup on Friday, August 8, at 7:30 pm at a pizza place near the hotel. The poll has more details, and will give you the chance to give feedback about your attendance. This will determine the restaurant package we choose, so it is important to get your input. Please note we plan to take reservations for the dinner at a later date.

If you know someone who is attending, but doesn't have an IJ account, please mark them as your guest, or just comment with the requested information.

Our fearless leader, djin7 will return tomorrow with a new post. Thanks, and hope to see you all at Terminus!