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Hey! Thanks to everyone for coming out to my birthday thing even if it was just to watch the movie and have a chill time. That's like my favorite thing to do so I hope everyone enjoyed it. Or at least tolerated it. Apparently my taste in movies isn't everyone else's favorite. That's a thing. Sorry?


ANYWAY I got this little turtle tree animal guy, right? And he's super cute, and he kinda runs around like a little puppy but maybe a tiny bit slower. And since I got this thing, I thought, oh, I should have one of those berry bushes so it can eat? And I got one and planted it outside my place except now it's looking a little floppy? Someone please help me I dont know what im doing and my duderino needs to eat

I need a job. Most anything will do, so long as it's either fun or feels productive.

My credentials are that I am brilliant at all things.

So? Whose got something for me, then?