Aw Snap Network

Hey, you. You're gorgeous, and sweet, and you have the greatest dog in the known world, and you're extremely generous in the bedroom, and you're very tall and handsome and I am once again currently wearing your hoodie.

Don't break up with me.

I've been workshopping Netflix and chill? jokes for about an hour and I realized it is kind of pointless because A) we don't have Netflix and B) I have the chill part on lock obviouslyyyy

I have a record player with a Fleetwood Mac album, a George Michael album, a Barbra Streisand album, a Whitney Houston album, and apparently the original soundtrack recording of Singin' in the Rain which I never need to listen to again ever. I've been hoping to get my hands on one of the Dazzler albums I remember from when I was a kid, but no luck yet.

You're probably busy at the bar right meow but after....wanna come flip through my record collection and chill?