Shepherd University Messaging Board

Clearly, I was born into the wrong century. We should start offering these again.

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I could use a volunteer for the next few days if anyone has some time to spare. It's easy work, you'll get a free dinner, and a whole lot of gratitude. Any takers?

Fucking hell, who challenged that servita to turn up to class in a mankini? Least he could have done was get his ass crack waxed.

Still, I slipped him a dollar bill. Us strippers need to have solidarity.