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webmistresses ([info]webmistresses) wrote in [info]severus_sighs,
@ 2009-10-02 16:04:00

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Entry tags:challenge, drabble, event: anniversary 2009, member: shoebox, pairing: none, rating: pg

Whose Round Is It? by shoebox
Title: Whose Round Is It?
Author: shoebox
Pairing: Severus/Everyone
Rating: PG
Word Count: 104
Warnings: None
Summary: Pint for pint, shot for shot, our intrepid heroes are celebrating.
A/N: Fluff and nonsense. The boys have had a drink or five, and have their stereotypes showing. I think Sirius is feeling a bit left out. These characters are not mine, they were invented by someone else. I am just giving them something to do in their spare time. Posted by the Webmistresses for the author.


Whose Round Is It?

"S'their anniversary y'know. Those wimmin," slurred Severus, greasy hair flopping over his humungous nose.

"Uh-huh, it sure is," replied the Boy Wonder, emerald eyes squinting.

"The things they make us do." Draco twirled the umbrella in his strawberry daiquiri.

Lucius sneered haughtily. "Sometimes I wish I'd never bought this bloody cane."

"S'alright for you lot. I'm at it all the time." Severus toppled forwards, face planting in the ashtray.

"He never could hold his drink." Remus wrinkled his oh-so sensitive nose at the smell of wet dog. "Padfoot, are you going to the bar?"

"Might as well. I never get any other action round here."



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[info]whitecotton
2009-10-02 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Poor Sirius, it's quite true that we never write him with Severus *sighs*. Could be because he's an arse, but don't quote me on that.

Well done!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2009-10-02 06:13 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, I love this breaking the fourth wall! And poor Severus and the wimmin.

And you know what? We don't ever ship Sirius/Severus do we? Hmm, can't say I'm complaining though.

This was hilarious and brilliant. Cheers!

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[info]joanwilder
2009-10-02 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Very cute!

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[info]accioslash
2009-10-02 06:37 pm UTC (link)
"Might as well. I never get any other action round here."

Hahahahaha!

*snicker*

*re-reads*

*dies*

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[info]quill_lumos
2009-10-02 07:53 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!!!

Love it

strawberry daiquiri!

*sniggers again*

Lucie xx

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[info]gingertart50
2009-10-02 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Excellent! Poor old Snape, forced into all that awful fornication....

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[info]torino10154
2009-10-03 01:59 am UTC (link)
LOL Love Sirius, poor thing. Well done.

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[info]snafu07
2009-10-03 09:24 pm UTC (link)
That has to be the funniest drabble ever!

Alright, quick, we need a Sirius/Snape!

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