This is why I love the B:TAS Bruce Wayne/Batman, horrible brown suit nonwithstanding:
From Robin's Reckoning: Bruce comforts(!) Dick when Dick feels guilty about not stopping Tony Zucko from killing his parents. Bruce: I know it must be very difficult. Dick: If only I could have stopped him! I saw him coming out of the tent! I knew he didn't belong there! Bruce: I know. You keep thinking, If only I had done something differently. If only I could have... warned them. But there isn't anything you could have done. There isn't anything either of us could have done. Dick: Your mom and dad? Does the hurt ever go away? Bruce: I wish I could say yes. But it will get better in time. For you. That I promise.
From Baby Doll: Bats confronts a very sorry Mary Dahl, who kidnapped her previous cast mates from a popular TV show that made her a star in order to make a new one and reclaim her lost fame. "I didn't mean to."
It was kinda hard associating this Bats with the Batgod/Batdick that was later in the JL, JLU, and TNBA. And I would think this Bats WOULDN'T HAVE INDULGED IN AN ICKY AND INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH BABS!!! Sorry, that particular bit in Batman Beyond and in the Mystery of the Batwoman really really annoyed me.
In a more lighter note (and to make things legal):
"Fanhandling" should definitely be in the S_D slogan.