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Today, we salute you, Dr. Doom.
Mr. Mighty-Monarch Guy!!

You have mastered the arts of man: Science! , sorcery and have bested the most powerful beings in the Marvel Universe.
Yet you keep a unique relationship with nature.
*choir* Rodents brought the Black Plague.



Your brilliant, shiny armor is impervious to electro-magnetic pulses, extreme radiation, heat and cold.
"More genius in your gauntlet than all of Onslaught's plan."
Yet it is designed for even the most gentle of creatures to find your hidden nut sack.
That's not my nut saaaa~AACK!!!


So lean back in your emperor's chair and enjoy some "furry love", Herr Doktor.
Because you may rule with an iron gauntlet, but you will always rule our hearts.


Mr. Latverian-Monarch guy.....

*sorry folks, hit the wrong button. Edit necessary*
For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.