Ethan Winters. (saferooms) wrote in saveatlantisic, @ 2019-02-05 19:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | *kristy, calamity ashe, ethan winters, garrett hawke, leonardo da vinci, nymphadora tonks, rhy maresh, saoirse shepard, sydney clarke, valkyrie |
A man runs into a bar. Panting, he tells the barkeep, “Give me ten shots of your best whiskey—quick!” So the barkeep sets them up and the man knocks them all back in seconds.
“Why you drinking so fast?” asks the barkeep.
“You’d drink fast too, if you had what I have,” says the man.
“Why, what do you have?” asks the barkeep.
“Only twelve cents.”
Hey, I'm Ethan Winters. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but consider this my 'could be worse, finger guns, happy to help' response to this new brand of crazy?