solaire of astora (sunbro) wrote in saveatlantisic, @ 2018-08-02 08:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | *kat, bethany hawke, cat chandler, connor, dwayne hicks, ezio auditore, garrett hawke, mia, solaire of astora, will zimmerman |
Net Post: Samson "Sam" Waddington
Okay, so, in a noble bid to make up for the sentient ooze that I inadvertently created in the station's coffee maker yesterday morning, I thought I'd head to Starbucks and buy a bunch of venti-coco-caramelattos or whatever you people like to drink. I show up, I place my order, I get one of those travel tray things, I knock over only one display instead of all of them, everything's going great, and then --- the lights go out.
They've been out. For at least forty minutes. So I cancelled my order (the baristas apologized profusely but it's no one's fault, just freak bad luck) and instead of providing you vultures with coffee, I instead have with me the absolute motherload of pumpkin bread and cake balls. Healthy stuff.
Sorry, Breckentale PD. The gods don't want you to have good coffee.