sabra_la_npcs (sabra_la_npcs) wrote in sabra_la_tau, @ 2010-10-11 20:35:00 |
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WHO: whoever's awake I DON'T KNOW, SOME ASSHOLES
WHERE: BY THE RIVER
WHEN: DAY 179 HANGOVER O'CLOCK
WHAT:
[It's not quite the call of a game, but you might just be drawn to the large fertile area downstream of the lake. There's a pack of corgis chilling here already, rolling around and chewing on things and doggie paddling about.]
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO JOIN TOP-SECRET ULTRA-ELITE "NAMES I DREW OUT OF A HAT" CLUB! THE BADASSEST MOTHERFUCKING CLUB THIS SIDE OF THE ARENA! I'LL LAY THIS SHIT OUT FOR YOU REAL SIMPLE. YOUR MISSION, WHETHER OR NOT YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT: ENTERTAIN SOLDIER. YOUR PRIZE: YOU GET TO DRINK BEER WHILE ENTERTAINING SOLDIER.