WHO:whoever's awake I DON'T KNOW, SOME ASSHOLES WHERE: BY THE RIVER WHEN: DAY 179 HANGOVER O'CLOCK WHAT:
[It's not quite the call of a game, but you might just be drawn to the large fertile area downstream of the lake. There's a pack of corgis chilling here already, rolling around and chewing on things and doggie paddling about.]
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