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baneofpaley (baneofpaley) wrote in rockthatmeme,
@ 2016-03-07 19:28:00

texting meme

Just your average, everyday text message meme

How to Play:

Post with your character | fandom | and any preferences.
Be sure to mention any scenarios you are interested or not interested in playing.
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Be awesome to each other.
Have fun!

Use the RNG to help you pick or choose on your own!

PROMPTS

CONVERSATIONAL • An average text conversation on an average day.
MISFIRED • Whoops, I didn't mean to send that one to you...
DRUNK • Friends don't let friends text drunk.
GDI AUTOCORRECT • Don't you hate when autocorrect makes a normal conversation go horribly wrong?
SEXTING • What it says on the tin.
WILDCARD: • Not interested in any of the options or have an idea of your own? Do your own thing; you do you!

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	theworstalpha 2016-03-08 06:13 am UTC (link)
	[a few minutes later] » Wait, really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yeoman 2016-03-08 06:29 am UTC (link)
	» Yes, really. » So what's your answer, big guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theworstalpha 2016-03-08 06:31 am UTC (link)
	» You know my answer, beautiful. » You're sure? You're really sure? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yeoman 2016-03-08 07:26 am UTC (link)
	» Yes, Derek, I'm very sure. » I'm also very sure that this is a conversation we should continue in person » How long until you're home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theworstalpha 2016-03-08 07:29 am UTC (link)
	» Yes! Right, you're right, yes. » Fifteen minutes, give or take. » I'll be home soon. We'll talk soon, I love you so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yeoman 2016-03-08 07:40 am UTC (link)
	» I love you, too. » Now quit texting me hurry home! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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theworstalpha
2016-03-08 04:18 pm UTC (link)

Derek had never finished the grocery shopping as quickly as he did when he got that last text from his wife. There was absolutely nothing more that Derek wanted in the world than children, but he was being patient because she had made a very good point, that first time they'd been intimate, that they hadn't really had time to be just married and to enjoy what that felt like without the tap dancing around one another's perceived sensibilities while they got to know one another as people. He had to agree with her because it was impossible not to. For months, they'd been aching to touch one another and neither had been willing to be the one to say so, both fearing that the other person's silence was code for disinterest.

Now she was saying that she was ready to attempt to take this journey with him and Derek had probably never felt happier in his entire life. Within the estimated fifteen minutes, he'd made it back to their home and had lugged the few bags of groceries inside with him.

"Janice!" he called out to her, not sure where in the house she was, but wanting to see her right that second; needing to.

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yeoman
2016-03-11 02:50 am UTC (link)

Uncertainty has been a constant throughout Janice's life. When she was little, it was exciting; there was no telling what she might experience, anything could happen, and the possibilities were endless! But all too soon, it became a scary thing, and "anything could happen" no longer meant what it used to. Without having anyone to turn to, Janice had to grow accustomed to this new definition and learn how to remain steadfast and strong in the face of it. However, in doing so, all of those dreams and plans for her life - even the ones that included her future marriage - were cast aside in order to focus on caring for her brothers. For years, that was how it stayed... Then Derek and Janice were pulled into each other's lives and, once again, uncertainty took on new meaning. It was now something to confront head on and not let it hold them back. From there, they were able to allow themselves the chance to get to know each other and explore their life as a married couple for themselves. Perhaps that was what led her not so much to the decision, but to the realization that she was ready to take that next leap with him. This time around, she wasn't so alone in it; Janice knew they were at each other's side. And just like that, uncertainty was no longer such a scary thing... For the first time in what felt like forever, it was exciting again.

That excitement fueled Janice's restlessness as she paced their room upstairs, her gaze alternating between the window to try and keep a look out for his car, and the text messages on her phone that continued to make her heart flutter. The wait may have only been fifteen minutes, but it still wasn't quick enough for the waiting wife who wanted nothing more than to see the father of their future children. Luckily, before too long, she was pulled from her thoughts by the sound of a car door shutting outside, and she knew then that he was there. Chances were that he would get inside the house before she could meet him at the door, but of course that didn't slow Janice from tossing her phone onto the nearby arm chair and hurrying down the stairs, hearing him call for her the second she reached the last step.

However, Janice did not call back to him to signal him of her approach, choosing instead to let her footsteps do that for her as she rounded the corner and finally came into view of her husband. There was a determination in her stride as it carried her across the room and the rest of the way to him. And unlike their first few months together, there was no hesitation in her actions as she went to make a move. Without notice, the young woman reached up to take each side of Derek's handsome face between her hands and drew him into a deep and sudden kiss, all the while seeming to pay no mind to the grocery bags in his arms. They didn't matter to her now that he was home.

When Janice finally pulled away, she looked up at Derek and smiled, saying only one word to him, "Hello."

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theworstalpha
2016-03-11 05:13 pm UTC (link)

Hearing her approaching and seeing her coming toward him, Derek felt a renewed affection and excitement wash over him. She hadn't been ready before, and Janice had her reasons for that. Derek had been and was still willing to respect them if she'd changed her mind between his drive from the store to their home, but the idea of her being on the same page with him was far too intoxicating to ignore. He wanted nothing more than to be a dad and he loved the idea of them planning ahead together, of attempting to conceive and then curling together in a tangle of limbs in bed talking about what names they thought they might like or what kinds of things they could expect from a child, whether it was a werewolf like him or a human like her.

She came right up to him, ignoring the bags with which he was laden, and she took his face in her hands, drawing him in for a kiss that Derek was more than happy to reciprocate. It was frustrating not to have his hands, though, so he slowly bent down without breaking the kiss, so that he could set them down on the floor without breaking anything and then he drew her into his arms.

"Hi," he greeted with a grin once they parted. "I feel like now I'm going to want that kind of welcome every time I come home, way to go, babe," he teased playfully.

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yeoman
2016-03-21 07:48 pm UTC (link)

Janice took a small step forward as their bodies were held close in his arms. And as he returned the greeting, her hands fell from the sides of his face and slipped around to the back of his neck, fingers intertwining at its base. His next comment brought out another smile from his wife, one that was absent of the little bit of shame she probably should have felt after approaching Derek the moment he stepped inside, grocery bags and all. In fact, if she remembered correctly, she might have even giggled at the way he managed to set them down without breaking their kiss. She couldn't help it, really. Janice, in her defense, had gotten so excited in those minutes she waited for his return that it had turned into anticipation, and then back again now that he was home. They had so much to talk about and plan for; they were going to start a family!

But first things first... Derek had teased her and it did not go unnoticed.

"Is that so, huh?" she questioned with small chuckle as she leaned forward to touch her nose to his. "I think we can work something out... But, you know, that was just a quick preview. Would you like to see the rest," Janice began as she tilted her head slightly and leaned in close for their lips to barely brush against one another... only for to then pull her head back just enough to show the playful little smirk on her face, "Or should that wait until after we talk and put away groceries?"

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theworstalpha
2016-03-22 03:41 pm UTC (link)

Smirking, Derek tilted his head just so and chased her for another little kiss. "Oh, okay good, because if not, then I feel like every other subsequent greeting is really going to feel like a let down," he joked.

Janice started to move in for another kiss and Derek shifted to bridge the little gap only for her to pull back again. A soft growl of protest rumbled quietly in the back of his throat and, at her question, Derek moved with quick reflexes, picking her up off the floor and maneuvering her so that her body's natural response would be to wrap her legs around his waist to keep from falling.

"You're the worst," he teased, squeezing her backside playfully before leaning his head down to kiss her again.

The responsible part of him said they ought to put the groceries away first, talk, and then get down to it. But the part of himself that was more primal and now stoked into attention with her actions really didn't care if the ice cream melted while he fucked his beautiful wife into the mattress. With a little groan, he let his logic override his sex drive and he put her down again. "Let's at least put the freezer and fridge stuff away first or we'll just be mad at ourselves later and that's no mood to be in to start a family."

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yeoman
2016-04-24 01:27 pm UTC (link)

Janice knew exactly what she was doing when she teased him. And whether it was to try and make him smile, or to get him riled up, the end result was still the same; that smile of his, the shift of the look behind his eyes or the noises that he'd make... they all made her heart flutter. The same was true when she heard him growl under his breath, reminding her all too well that there was an animal part of him that lurked somewhere behind her husband's beautiful face. Before she knew it, Janice was yanked up from where she stood and instinctively wrapped her long legs around his waist.

And all right, she might have earned that little retort, but if that smirk on her face was any indication, then it hardly seemed to phase her. In fact, she barely had a chance react to it as he gave her a squeeze and brought his lips to hers in a kiss. Her own arms wrapped themselves around his shoulders, holding her body close to his. There were times when she wasn't sure which was the better fit; them being in each other's arms, their lips pressed together, or him between her legs. All of the above? Yes, she was definitely going to go with "all of the above."

But just as she began to to wonder if they should just skip the groceries all together, the kiss ended as soon as it started and the pads of Janice's feet were once again touching the floor. Suddenly they were back in reality. In that moment, the grocery bags were quite a few places down from her list of priorities. The top one of which came straight from Derek's own lips: start a family. Of course, Janice couldn't go back on what she said like that regardless of how much she wanted to, and especially now that he had agreed that they should put some of the items away. At least they were limiting it to the perishables.

"I wouldn't say we'd be mad at ourselves," Janice started as she bent down to gather up a couple of the bags, including one or two of the heavier ones. Because, werewolf or not, she could never allow herself to stand by and let her husband do all of the "heavy lifting" himself. Soon the young woman stood up straight again and secured the straps into the crook of her bent elbow. She then continued with her comment, but not before reaching out her free hand to take one of his in its gentle grasp, "No, you would just have to go back to the store, then I'd 'greet' you again, and before you know it, we'd be caught in a vicious, vicious cycle." A coquettish little grin had spread across her features as she spoke; however, her touch was tender all the while as her thumb stroked the back of his hand. In fact, the flirtatiousness in her smile soon appeared to melt away into something else... happiness. They were really going to do this. They were going to make a family.

"Come on, Mr. Hale." Gently biting her lip, Janice gave his hand a light tugged as she began guiding him towards the kitchen. "The sooner we finish putting things away, the sooner we can get started."

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theworstalpha
2016-04-30 12:32 am UTC (link)

Derek laughed, eyebrows lifted with incredulous amusement. "Oh, I would have to go back to the store in this never-ending cycle? How is it that you're the one ruining the groceries in this scenario and I'm the one who has to keep going out to replace them?" he asked, grinning. But the look on her face was soon mirrored in his own because he really and truly was happy. Their marriage might have started out rocky and as an uphill battle, but they'd grown to love one another and he couldn't help being excited at the prospect of building a family together, now that they were both ready to try.

With the hand she wasn't holding, Derek picked up the last of the bags, slinging their straps over his forearm, and allowed himself to be pulled to the kitchen. Putting away their groceries had never felt like it had taken so long or been such a daunting task, he realized, as they finished up. As soon as the last of them were put away, Derek scooped Janice up into his arms to carry her to their bedroom.

"I love you so much," he whispered as he set her down on the bed and climbed on to hover over her, lowering himself down to kiss her.

[ooc: sorry about the delay, I'm totally down with continuing this line! I've kind of lost my voice for Joey, so I'm going to drop that one, but I love these two too much to let it go if you're still down!]

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yeoman
2016-05-01 01:43 am UTC (link)

Janice nearly responded to his teasing questions, almost stating that he should know very well that she better not be able to get out of the bed and get ready to go to the store for a good while by the time they were done. Of course, all of that was forgotten when she saw the smile on his face, and in an instant it made her heart sing. He was happy. They were happy. The two of them had come so far from being a pair of strangers awkwardly tip-toeing around their marriage without realizing that they both longed to reach out to the other all along. Once they did however, they were more than eager to make up for lost time and missed opportunities. And now, their eyes were set on the future and, God, she loved him so much.

But soon they were in the kitchen, where the usually simple task of putting away groceries seemed to drag on much longer than it should have. At least, that was how it felt to Janice as it was all that she could do to keep herself from giving in to the flashes of images that played across her mind—images that made her made her wonder what the cold granite on the counters might feel like against the front of her naked torso while Derek's hands held her hips firmly in place. She was definitely going to suggest the two of them try that another time, because almost without warning, Janice was lifted into his strong arms with a soft, little squeal of surprise and it was off to the bedroom they went.

Her arms were around his shoulders when his whispers reached her ears and her back touched the covers. And once more, his lips sent her heart racing as her own set moved against them tenderly, breaking away only long enough breathe the words that seemed to come from the very soul of her, "I love you, too." And when she pressed her lips to his again, tenderness was slowly overpowered by a growing passion. Janice 's arms glided down from their perch at his shoulder, slipping down and around where her hands moved slowly along his spine, grasping at the shirt that kept his skin from hers. Underneath him she shifted, parting her legs just enough for one of them to wrap around his waist as she lifted her hips meet his. It was an act to encourage a little bit of friction between the thick material of his pants against the thin one of her leggings, both of which they needed to rid themselves of soon. But in the mean time, it was enough to bring a content sigh to the surface, followed by the very words she prays that he will never grow tired of hearing because she doesn't believe she will ever grow tired of saying them: "I love you."

[ooc: Hell yeah I'm still down! And I am right there with you—these two are so precious! ♥]

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theworstalpha
2016-05-02 02:36 pm UTC (link)

If someone had told him a year ago that Derek would not only have fallen in love with his wife via arranged marriage, but that he would be excited to start a family with her in spite of their awkward beginning, he would have scoffed. But Janice was beautiful and kind and he knew now why his mother had chosen her for him. Derek was glad he'd held up his family's end of the bargain in their absence, because he honestly couldn't remember a time that he had ever felt happier than when he was with his gorgeous wife. And now, she wanted to give him children, something he'd always wanted and long ago accepted that he could probably never have. Janice was turning that around and Derek felt equal parts grateful and excited to start this journey together.

As she started to move beneath him, Derek could already feel his body responding. There were too many clothes between them and he wanted to be a part of her so badly in that moment that he almost broke the kiss himself. She beat him to it to repeat her affectionate sentiment and Derek smiled. "I love you, too. So much," he whispered, pressing a chaste kiss on her lips before pulling back upward and off of her so that he could peel off his shirt, tossing it off the side of the bed and to the floor where it crumpled unceremoniously against the hardwood a few feet from the bed.

Derek's hands moved to the bottom hem of her shirt, letting her know that he meant to disrobe her as well. He couldn't wait to see her, he couldn't wait to hold her; he couldn't wait to be inside of her again. Everything about being with Janice felt like the best sort of lucid dream and he never, ever wanted to wake up from it. "You're so beautiful," he breathed as he discarded her shirt in the same way he'd gotten rid of his own. Derek bent forward to press a kiss between her breasts as he reached around to unclasp her bra and get that out of his way, too. It was easier to worship his wife's body when he had no fabric standing in his way.

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yeoman
2016-05-06 06:11 am UTC (link)

The fact that the two of them had been arranged for each other felt so surreal to Janice as she looked back on it now. It had played like a fantasy in her head as a little girl, and when she did grow up and discovered just how far life had pulled them in separate directions, she came believe it as just that... a fantasy. But then suddenly it wasn't. It became so very real the moment Derek opened the door to his loft and stood in front of her. Both of them were nervous when and had no know where their stance was in the other's life. But then a move was made... Derek asked a question and she answered, Janice prompted him and he kissed her. All of that uncertainty was gone in an instant. They no longer held themselves back from each other after that. And before she knew it, Janice had fallen in love with a man who had been nothing but so incredibly kind, generous, and understanding. Reality now played like a fantasy before her very eyes, and it only got better with each passing day.

She giggled softly against his kiss; something so pure in the midst of it all and she just couldn't help but adore him for it. Her eyes stayed on Derek as he sat up to remove his shirt, though she didn't see where it went. At this point she really didn't care if she ever saw again if it meant that she would be allowed to admire her husband exactly as he was underneath. In fact, if someone were to tell her that Derek Hale was carved from stone, it's likely that she'd be willing to offer little argument to the contrary... save for that no stone could possibly carry the same warm touch that he did. And as he whispered to her, it was that very same touch that took hold of the hem of her shirt and brushed over her skin as the piece of was lifted over her head to be stripped from her form. Bits of blonde hair had fallen into her face in the process, but she promptly pushed them back before she reached an arm up and behind her neck to pull free any trapped strands so that they could comfortably splay around her head.

The cool air of the room didn't have as much of an effect on her newly exposed skin quite like her husband did when he leaned in to press his lips to the valley of her breasts. His stubble lightly scratched and tickled her all the while, sending shivers up her spine that she quickly realized were his hands reaching for the clasp of her bra. Whether by reflex or her own initiative, Janice arched her back slightly to grant him easier access, and when there was an abruptly loosening of fabric, she slipped her arms out from the straps and was freed from the undergarment, leaving half of her bare before him. Wordlessly, she brought her hands up and laced her fingers through his thick black hair. She then craned her neck forward to place a tender kiss at the top of his head, lingering there for a moment as she breathed in the faint scent of his shampoo before resting her own head back against the bed, fingers still raking through his hair in slow, encouraging strokes. There was something to be said for how good he felt to her, and yet the only sounds the came from Janice in that moment were soft breaths and a racing heart. Perhaps that was better, more intimate... as though they were secrets only for him to hear. And yet despite all of that, she simply could not help herself from uttering her next words:

"You know, Derek," his wife began, a small grin pulling at her lips, "there's only so much we can do with our pants on."

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theworstalpha
2016-05-07 05:12 pm UTC (link)

Every bedroom encounter had meaning to Derek. Every time he saw Janice in her natural form, or was able to touch her; kiss her and hold her like this was something special to Derek. Sometimes, they took their time to drag out the encounters because they both seemed to enjoy it so much, but today was different. Today's encounter was hopefully also going to be the beginning of a new addition to their currently very small family. So Derek was taking his time, drinking in the sight of her and using a gentle, loving touch, even more so than normal. The scent of her was intoxicating; a mix of flowery shampoo and body wash and the natural pheromones practically pouring off of her, and the touches he received in return, fingers through his hair and a kiss on the top of his head, were so tender that he lost himself for a moment in it. It wasn't until Janice pointed out that they hadn't actually finished disrobing that he even noticed that he hadn't kept going.

Derek looked up at her and smiled a little. "Is that your way of telling me to hurry up and take our clothes off?" he teased back, but even so, he pulled almost grudgingly away from her to do just that. He rid himself of his own pants and boxers first, the erection already aching for his wife springing free from the fabric as he discarded it. Next, he much more slowly disrobed his wife, half to tease her and half just to enjoy the gift he was unwrapping for himself, splayed beautifully out on the bed before him. Derek always felt lucky when they were in the bedroom like this, but it felt like a whole new level of lucky today.

Tossing her clothes to the floor to join his own, Derek moved again, hovering over her and lowering his head to kiss her as he held himself up with one arm and used his free hand to line himself up with her already slick entrance. Sinking into her for the first time without protection felt incredible. She felt warmer and tighter around him because he could feel it more, and a soft moan escaped him against her mouth before he broke their kiss to speak, rolling his hips to fully sheath himself within his beautiful wife. "You feel so good... God, I love you so much, Janice."

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yeoman
2016-05-14 06:54 pm UTC (link)

Janice had not realized that her anticipation had gotten the better of her until the warmth of Derek's body left hers when he pulled away. While she knew that he was doing what she not-so-subtly suggested, she could sense the slight reluctance in his movements. Notes of regret stirred within her at that moment as she watched his draw back from her reach; the only thing that eased it was the sight of him undressing, and the knowledge that she would be next. Relief could not have come sooner. Then again, it could have as Derek seemed to be taking his sweet time when it came to her turn. There was a thought in her mind, one that suggested that he was teasing her and that she had earned it, to feel the seconds pass by at such an agonizing pace. She wanted to hold him again and run her fingers through his hair and let all of her senses take him in like he was the only comfort she had known in ages. But she would take the torment in stride, knowing that it would not go unrewarded. Oh, how she loved being right.

She watched as Derek leaned forward again until he hovered over her. There was no sign of hesitation as she reached up to place her hands on each side of his handsome face as though to guide him as he lowered himself to where her lips lovingly greeted his with a kiss. But soon her legs were wrapped around him as they had been aching to do and she felt him against her and then within her as she welcomed his length with ease into the warmth of her waiting core. The sensation in itself was almost new entirely, the feeling of his skin against hers for the first time was - for lack of a better word - stimulating. The surprise of just how good it felt caused a sharp intake of breath from her, drawing in his moan. A delightful twisting of knots had formed in her stomach all the while. It made her hungry for more.

A moan was released from her the second he broke their kiss and rolled his hips, fully embedding himself in her, and - God, he felt amazing. She almost didn't hear him speak at first. A dreamy giggle was the only thing she could muster up in response to his complimentary words, but as soon as she heard him speak again, she wanted to make sure he had all the focus that he deserved. "I love you too, Derek," she replied as she tilted her head up to plant a kiss on his cheek, then on the corner of his lips, pausing briefly to whisper, "I love you," against his lips one more time before kissing him at last. Wordlessly, Janice then rolled her hips against his with a need to feel him move within her. She needed him.

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theworstalpha
2016-05-17 04:10 pm UTC (link)

Being with Janice this time almost felt like being with Janice for the first time, again. The lack of barrier between them probably didn't make a huge difference in reality, but psychosomatically, it felt like an entirely different sensation and Derek lost himself within it. He was careful to take his time without making the pace tortuous for them both when they were already so worked up before they had even begun. The silence of their home was punctured with the sounds of nearly simultaneous climaxes a while later and with what little energy he had left, Derek turned them in the bed, still embedded within his wife, so that they were on their sides and he could hold her.

Giving them both a moment to catch their breath, Derek trailed kisses over her forehead and in her hair. Once he finally had his composure again, he spoke. "You're so perfect, I love you," he breathed. Derek ducked his head to kiss her softly on the mouth and then pressed his forehead against hers, reveling in the afterglow as he softened within her until he finally had to slip out of her again.

"How long do you think we have to wait before we can start taking tests?" he wondered. It was a new territory for Derek. For all the aspirations he had of being a father, he hadn't done the research yet, because he'd worried that it would get his hopes up sooner than they ought to be and he didn't want to pressure Janice to catch up with his readiness to start trying. Now that they were there, he'd have to get on that.

[ooc: ugh sorry I could NOT get my smut brain on, which is why the tag sat so long, I hope that's okay... :( ]

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yeoman
2016-05-20 04:40 am UTC (link)

It was the moments afterward that made it feel all the more complete. It was the moments spent laying there with her husband as her body eased into the sheer satisfaction that coursed through her veins. After a little bit, her heartbeat started to slow in pace, matching the steadying breaths she took; even her legs - one of which was draped over the side of his thigh - had since lost the faint tremors that accompanied her in their climax. But it was Derek's lips peppering kisses on her head and in her hair, and his breathy declarations of love that helped her slip further into the feeling of pure and utter bliss.

A smile rose to her features as he pressed his forehead to hers and her eyes fell closed when she whispered, " I love you, too." A hand was brought up to rest against his cheek, her thumb gently running along his skin in slow strokes, faltering briefly as he withdrew from her tender core, though the action hardly disrupted her. It was his question, on the other hand, that pulled more at her attention and even drew a little chuckle from his wife. "Probably not for a few weeks... I think," she responded, but even then it didn't feel like an actual answer that would satisfy her own piquing curiosity. Lifting her head from the pillow, Janice gingerly propped herself up and started looking around the sides of the bed, all the while muttering, "Where the hell did I put my phone?" before finally spotting it on the armchair... across the room.

She tried with everything that she had (she really did) to not let her smile appear too sly or amused as she returned her gaze to her husband laying by her side; not surprisingly, she failed... miserably. She was certain of it. But did that stop her from what she was about to do? Hardly. Later on, Janice just knew she would look back and wonder where her shame was because it definitely was not present in that moment. "Derek, honey," Janice began as she tilted her head to the side and lightly ran her foot along the side of his calf, "would you mind doing a small favor for your sweet and beautiful wife who loves you oh so very, very, very much?"

[ooc: Absolutely, hon! No worries at all :)]

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theworstalpha
2016-05-20 03:13 pm UTC (link)

Derek leaned into her touch, his eyes closing in a slow blink. He loved having sex with his wife, but he lived for the afterglow. Their closeness and the affection that they shared with one another in the moments after were and probably always would be his favorites. Her chuckle gave way to him joining her in the same soft, amused sound. He realized belatedly that his question had sounded more overzealous than genuinely curious. No wonder she had laughed. "I knew it would be at least a few weeks, but I wasn't sure how many, is what I meant, baby," he laughed, pressing more little kisses on the apples of her cheeks and finally her lips again just as she asked where her phone was.

Groaning as she pushed herself up to actually look for the thing, Derek frowned. "What does your phone have to do with anything?" he asked. "Come back here, you." He reached for her and stopped short when he saw that look on her face. "...oh no," he predicted. She was going to ask him to move, he knew it. He was so comfortable in that moment and he knew that look on her face.

Her shameless request was met with a laugh and Derek closed his eyes. "You want me to go get your phone?" he asked, opening his eyes again and lifting his eyebrows as he looked back at her. "You're shameless. Shameless, Janice," he added before leaning forward to give her a quick kiss and forcing himself upright because if he didn't, he'd never move. Derek padded across the room, unashamed by his own nudity, and retrieved her phone from the arm of one of their chairs and then brought it back to her, handing the device to his wife before flopping lazily back onto the bed. "What do you need the phone for?"

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yeoman
2016-05-24 05:18 am UTC (link)

A hand shot up to cover her mouth the very instant Derek closed his eyes and laughingly voiced to her unspoken request. Shameless as she was, she at least had the decency to try and hide the smirk that had broken past her momentarily poor excuse for a resolve. And as he rightfully called her on it, Janice allowed herself to muffle a laugh against his kiss, only to then fall back against the bed in a dramatic fashion. "I know! I don't deserve such an amazing and wonderful husband whose ass I could bounce a quarter off of," his wife declared, feigning a pout as her eyes lingered on him while he walked over to the chair and back. "I feel so ashamed of myself. I really do. I—" the phone was then placed in her grasp, and just like that, she smiled, "—I'm fine now."

Janice waited briefly for the mattress to settle after he had flopped down onto it and then rolled over so that her body laid against his side. "Thank you, my love," she cooed as she lifted her head to press a kiss to his lips and gave a soft smile when he asked what her phone was for. "Well, you asked a question; I want to help you find the answer," she stated simply before placing one more kiss on his shoulder. Without another word, Janice turned on the screen and was greeted with the series of texts they had sent each other earlier that day, the sight of which drew a bright smile to her illuminated face. A couple of taps of her thumb later, and another text was sent to him:

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"Okay... Pregnancy tests, pregnancy tests..." Janice mumbled quietly to herself, spending a few moments to allow her eyes to dart across the screen. "It looks like most tests are designed to be taken at least a week after a missed period. So with that in mind, it sounds like we could probably start taking them in about three or four weeks. There you go." And with that, the screen was turned off again, and the device was promptly tossed onto the pillow behind her head; she was done with the distraction and wanted to give her husband the attention he deserved. "All right, big guy, now I have a question for you," Janice began as she rested her head on his shoulder, a little smile playing on her features. "How many kids can you see us having?"

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theworstalpha
2016-05-25 01:45 pm UTC (link)

Shaking his head, Derek laughed in spite of himself. “Shameless,” he repeated with a smirk, slipping back under the covers and wrapping his arms around Janice, pulling his wife back up against him to meet her chaste kiss. “Mmmhmm,” he responded with a hum against their kiss. She was lucky he was in a good mood and found it more amusing than annoying.

Shifting slightly so that he could see her face better, Derek looked back at his wife as she explained her motivation. Honestly, it could've waited, but that was okay. Now he'd just get an answer to his question sooner. Besides, Derek had a feeling Janice was curious, as well, seeing as how she didn't have a precise answer to give him when he asked.

He watched as she navigated through screens and tapped on the little keyboard, lifting his eyebrows when he heard his phone, also across the apartment, whistle a notification. “Baby, did you just text me when I'm laying right here?” he laughed, kissing the top of her head.

She did a little more tapping and swiping and then Derek had an answer. “That's forever,” he complained dramatically, only able to keep up the ruse for a few seconds before breaking out into a smirk. She turned his inquisition back on him then and Derek lifted his eyebrows, looking thoughtful for a moment before answering, half because he'd only ever thought about kids in a general, What-I-Can-Never-Have sort of way. Since he and Janice broke the awkward barrier of their arrangement and settled into a legitimacy in their marriage, he wouldn't let himself consider it, lest he get his hopes up before she was ready to take that plunge.

“Good question…” he said, stalling. “I guess that depends on whether the first kid is a little asshole or not,” he joked, preparing himself for a playful slap just in case it came in response. “I don't know, I'd like at least two, but I don't know. We have so much money and we don't have to work, so we could handle plenty of kids if we spaced them out right. Or we could have one or two of our own and adopt one or two...give those kids a good home they'd never have if they stayed stuck in the system… I don't know. How many do you want, baby?”

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