Remedium Journal Entries

It's bloody cruel and unusual punishment to not only put people into a prison like this, but one without alcohol. And I thought I'd seen cruel before.

Rebekah

I'm so bored and by the way, the blueberry bush just outside the North door is empty. Not sorry, I needed it more than you did

FRIENDS*

[ooc: *Barry Allen, Sirius Black, Kaylee Frye (she doesn't know Kaylee's gone yet), Lydia Martin, Jesse Pinkman, Steve Rogers, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester; all of them will be getting a private filter rather than everyone seeing, but it'll all say the same thing, so I didn't want to take up extra space]

You don't spend enough time with me. I thought we were friends. Why don't you ever hang out with me anymore? We need to hang out way more often, I'm going crazy.

~Joey

Guys, I think everyone should just calm down. I mean, yeah something's probably happened but I don't think we should be worried, clearly I'll figure it out because I'm awesome at that sort of thing. And the food thing, I'll get on that too because I'm a great shot, like, I never miss. I don't know a better hunter than me. I mean, Dean's pretty good but he doesn't quite measure up....and actually that's just one of the things I'm better at than Dean, right Gretel? Not that you'd have any basis for comparison cos why go for burgers when you can have steak?

Anyway, I'll definitely get us all out of this.

- Sam

I'm about to camp out outside of the walls, if these jackasses think that they can just tell me what to do because they feel like it I'm going to hunt them down and rip their yellow spines out through their goddamn neck.

Do they know who I am? Do they know what I'm capable of?? I'm so close to murder I can taste it, I'm sick of this place, I'm sick of these people, I'm sick of all of it.

Steve, where the fuck is all the coffee? I told you you could have some and you decide to use enough for a damn army. Get your 40's ass in those woods and bring back more or I'm going to bite your damn tongue off next time you see it fit to get anywhere near me.

I don't think this is a Vibe Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...

I'm so hungry. I don't have enough food. I mean, I can't eat all of it, but I need more. Whoever has extra food needs to bring it to me, like, now, thanks.

Also, does anybody have any extra blankets? I only have four. How am I supposed to stay warm with four blankets?

Makeup. How am I supposed to get through this month with only one eyeliner pencil?

I only have six pairs of panties here. What the hell am I supposed to do with only six pairs of panties? Someone bring me panties. Someone bring me things. I need things.

-Lydia Martin

Hey, are you busy right now?

Does everyone here really want to go back home though?

Is this place really horrible compared to what's waiting for all of us back there?

Am I the only one conflicted?

Okay, I know none of you know me and i don't know you and there's no reason why I should tell you this or why you'd want to know, but I feel like my head might explode if I don't get this out so....I miss my brothers. Actually straight up miss them. Even Mike.

And I'm worried about Ty, I think that bitch he just married might actually murder him in his sleep.

I don't know why the fuck I'm telling you this.

- Anders

If anyone needs any fruit let me know, brought a bunch back this morning and I won't get through all of it myself.

JOEY.
Hey, can I ask you something?

I miss my tv. I know that probably makes me sound terrible but I miss my tv. I'd even take some books. Anything really.

- Laura

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.


Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.


Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.


Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya.

Alright, so I probably shouldn't do this but I can't not.

I recently received a couple of protein bars. The bars are extremely dense, they're about 3000 calories a bar. An average protein bar has an average of 350.

I need these. My metabolism moves faster than that of everybody else here, and I've been slowly starving since I arrived. These are going to solve that problem, but my body needs about 8000 calories a day to keep me healthy, and that's if I'm not doing much. That being said, I'm seriously rationing them just in case we have another situation where our food sources are limited. If anybody is still trying to recover from the food shortage I can give you a portion of a bar. Half of one should be equal or more to what an average person would need to eat in an entire day.

Pretty much what I'm saying is, if you don't have a lot of food and you've been having trouble until we can up our meat inventory again, let me know. I can try to help.

- Barry Allen (the real one, by the way. Jerk.)

What in the blue fuck is this?

Uh... hello?

Not really sure what the fuck is going on or where I am, but uh... I woke up in unfamiliar surroundings with a note saying to deliver something to someone named "Barry Allen". And a box saying it's for "Joanna McCoy". So uh... Barry and Joanna, come on down. Or at least tell me how the hell I find you and uh... what's going on if that's possible.

Also, Gretel? Where the fuck are you?

- Hansel

Guess who found sugarcane and coffee beans?

I did. And a lot of it. I've brought as much back as I can for all of us but there's way more where that came from. It'll help pick a few of us up when we really need it, I suggest we start planting some so we have a constant supply.

STEVE.
You should think about eating more sugar and drinking more coffee, I have a feeling that it's going to pick you up more than it normally would.

So, you've probably noticed and I'm surprised you've been letting me get away with it that I've been kind of avoiding everyone you seeing people lately. After the ghosts I.......well, uh, sorry.

Anyway, I have something to tell you, it actually happened a few days ago but then everything went crazy. I found my gun in my apartment, and when I say found it I don't mean I was searching for something and I came across it, I mean I got up and it was sitting on the coffee table clear as day. Shame there's no need for it when we don't have any game to hunt.

Just to echo the same shit we all know to be true:

1. This place is bullshit
2. Food is fucking important
3. Ain't none of you going on my Christmas card list.

I want to thank you. For everything you've done for me here.

I don't know if

I can't do this anymore

I have to try to get home. I'm going tonight. Before the walls close.

The slaughterhouse doors are locked. I tried to get in there to finish my bow and I can't, so if there's any food in there I'm assuming we can't get to that either. I hate this place.

- Lydia Martin

BEACON HILLS.
Stiles is gone.

If this whole hunting shortage thing is true I think we all better have a talk about what we're going to do.

The farm is started but we're not going to be producing crops for a long time. I suggest that we all change tactics from our previous jobs and make a group effort of foraging. And I'm not talking about a 'fend for yourself' sort of deal, we're all going to need to help each other out. Some people will have more stamina and know how to find more food, we should pile it all together and ration it so no one here ends up starving.

- S.B