Remedium Journal Entries

What in the blue fuck is this?

Uh... hello?

Not really sure what the fuck is going on or where I am, but uh... I woke up in unfamiliar surroundings with a note saying to deliver something to someone named "Barry Allen". And a box saying it's for "Joanna McCoy". So uh... Barry and Joanna, come on down. Or at least tell me how the hell I find you and uh... what's going on if that's possible.

Also, Gretel? Where the fuck are you?

- Hansel