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Gilderoy Lockhart ([info]charmoffence) wrote in [info]reduxpitch,
@ 2016-07-20 21:46:00

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Entry tags:!thread, character: gilderoy lockhart, character: lydia winters, location: diagon alley

Who: Lydia Winters and Gilderoy Lockhart.
What: An accidental meeting.
When: Wednesday 20th July, afternoon.
Where: Diagon Alley.
Rating: PG.

There wasn't, Gilderoy had discovered, a great deal to do being a match-maker. He wasn't travelling, collecting stories, nor was he holed up in his writing room crafting vivid and elaborate descriptions to tantalise his readers. Instead, he was mostly sitting in the plushly decorated shop front of Lockhart's Lonely Hearts, waiting for people to come and sign up. Of course, waiting was inherently boring and even when people did show up, all Gilderoy really got to do was smile and write their name down on his list and talk about fees. So, against the advice of his team, Gilderoy had closed up at midday and was taking the afternoon off.

It had been glorious. The sky was forget-me-not blue, the clouds were gently drifting. Gilderoy had treated himself to a lavish afternoon tea at Rosa Lee Teabag, where he'd thoroughly enjoyed writing out a journal entry and chatting to a few of his fans. He'd capped that with an hour or so in Madame Malkins, discussing some new robes in striking jewel tones (pastel, Gilderoy informed the woman whose job it was to know fashion, was so last season).

The last stop on Gilderoy's afternoon jaunt was Scribbulus, where he picked up some small travel quills in teal and violet. It was this long, flat package that he dropped as he exited the shop. Before he could stoop to retrieve it, a dog bounded over, giving one excited bark. Starting back, Gilderoy nearly whacked the animal's nose before he caught himself and looked around. He spotted a young woman hurrying over, evidently in pursuit of her pet. "No apologies necessary," he called in what he thought of as his most magnanimous tones. "She doesn't appear to have done any damage."



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[info]lydiaellen
2016-07-20 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Lydia was thankful more and more every day that Higgs had opened her eyes to adopting a dog. By doing so, it led her to Westley who happened to be, in her humble opinion, the most wonderful dog in all the universe. He gave her a reason to go out for a run when she didn't feel motivated and knew how to make her laugh when she had a bad day. Sure George make her laugh too, but there was something special between a dog and their owner, and she loved it.

They were just beginning to start on one of those walks, they hadn't even made it out of the Alley before Westley started acting up. She never put him on the leash right away as he usually stayed next to her in the Alley, which was her first mistake. After going down the stairs and stepping out into the fresh air she did the usual look down towards her boyfriend's store. She was well aware she never saw George but it never stopped her from looking either.

Then she heard Westley bark and when she looked over he was running over to someone. Mentally yelling at herself she chased after her dog, "Westley, no!" she shouted before she could get to him. "I'm so sorry," she quickly apologized as she grabbed the little dog and picked him up. This wasn't like him and she didn't know what gotten into him. Once he stopped squirming she looked to see who it was that her dog had bothered. Bloody hell it was Gilderoy Lockhart, of course that's who it had to be. As a booknerd she of course was well aware of the books he had written and had read every single one of them. She didn't like to say she was a diehard fan but his books were always very interesting. However something about him always struck her as odd that she couldn't quite place.

"Mr. Lockhart, oh Merlin I'm so sorry. He's usually so much better than this. He's still young though so puppy tendencies comes out every once in a while," running her free hand through her hair she quickly looked him up and down for any damage, "You are okay?"

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[info]charmoffence
2016-07-20 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Gilderoy Lockhart, author and adventurer, had very strong feelings about animals. He loved all living creatures, in fact, except the ones that were rampaging through human settlements. Even then, he tried to trap and release, or dispatch humanely, because the wizarding world had mostly lost its taste for bloodsport several years ago. The real Gilderoy - as much as there was a real person left under the layers of gilt - had rather less favourable opinions. He wasn't scared of animals. It was just that they were messy, and unpredictable, and they never seemed to take to Gilderoy very much. But he had a reputation to maintain, especially in front of someone who'd clearly recognised him. So, he bent down to retrieve his quills and simultaneously made a great show of petting the animal's ears, while touching it as little as possible.

"I assure you I'm quite alright," he told Lydia as he straightened up again. "You don't escape trolls in the wilds of Scotlands if you're afraid of a little dog." The dog didn't look like a puppy to Gilderoy. Puppies were fuzzy yawning things you could hold in your hand. This dog was not that. He examined his parcel, which was still securely wrapped in paper. "No damage done at all, Miss -" He paused, politely, for her name. And then, feeling like he had to do this properly, glanced back down at the dog. "And this charming... gentleman, you say?" Well, it very well could be. Dogs didn't come with conveniently colour-coded labels, alas.

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[info]lydiaellen
2016-07-20 08:18 pm UTC (link)
"Winters, my name is Lydia Winters," she said blushing and sticking her hand out for him to shake. Well now she felt like a bumbling idiot for not introducing herself. Her mother would have been ashamed at her horrible manners really. It was like she was a child again hearing her mother scolding her in her ear.

At his question about Westley she nodded, "Yes, this is Westley. I rescued him from a shelter a few months back." Looking down at the dog she smiled and ran a hand through the dog's fur. "I named him after a character in one of my favorite Muggle books, The Princess Bride? My father runs a bookshop in the country so growing up I was surrounded by books. I've read all of yours obviously," she said. And then she realized the word vomit was happening again she really couldn't stop it this time. Would you be able to stop talking when you met a very famous author? That's what she thought. "Very well done sir, if I might add. You're a very good storyteller."

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[info]charmoffence
2016-07-21 01:39 pm UTC (link)
"Miss Winters," Gilderoy repeated, smiling. Fans liked it when he remembered their names - even if he did forget them again as soon as they left his sight. Clearly, he didn't need to introduce himself. Even if he hadn't already had confirmation that Lydia recognised him, he would have assumed as much. He assumed everyone recognised him. He was, after all, pictured prominently on the cover of each of the fourteen volumes he'd published.

Gilderoy nodded at her reference to the Princess Bride, though he'd never read it. Admitting ignorance was not something that Gilderoy did, if he could help it. "A bookshop?" he asked. "How charming. Not everyone knows this," he added, in hushed tones, "but my mother worked in a shop when she was younger." Ernestina didn't really like to admit to that, not in the wizarding world, but Gileroy had been assured it humanised him, allowing him to appeal to both muggleborn and middle class witches. At Lydia's compliment, his smile broadened into a glorious grin. "Thank you, young lady, you're extremely kind." He moved to unwrap his parcel, pulling a violet quill and offering it to her. "I thought to start including these in my response to my fans, as a token of shared interest. I'd be thrilled if you would take the first one."

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[info]lydiaellen
2016-07-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Instinctively, Lydia leaned in when Gilderoy spoke in hush tones, feeling as if she was receiving some wonderful secret. At his statement she couldn't help but beam, feeling somewhat closer to him as a person already. She wasn't aware of that fact before. It was like they had so much in common, both of their parents worked in bookstores, and they were both Ravenclaws. Lydia wasn't a writer but still, who knew what her future entailed. "I didn't know that. That's quite exciting! I love being around books, there is just something special about them, but I'm sure you know that I mean." She was talking to one of the book experts after all.

Lydia stared at the quill for a moment before reaching out and grabbing the item, wondering if as soon as she touched it, it would disappear. Thankfully it did not and she smiled as she took it. Holding it away from Westley she looked over at the writer and smiled, "It's wonderful thank you ever so much. I'll be sure to keep it in a place of honor. That really is a very thoughtful thing of you to do. All your fans are surely going to appreciate it." He really was a caring man wasn't he? He seemed to take the time out for everyone and that's what a true celebrity should do. "I can't imagine how you have time to respond to everyone! You must never sleep!"

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[info]charmoffence
2016-07-27 09:07 am UTC (link)
Truthfully, Gilderoy didn't read much. For all he'd been sorted into Ravenclaw, he couldn't really see the point of learning if there was no reward - no way to use what he learned to become the best or the brightest. "Of course," he lied. He did, after all, produce books. Encouraging others to enjoy them was just good business sense. "Books truly can be all things to all people," he spouted. "Exciting, comforting, useful. It all depends on what you want. And what you read." Gilderoy assumed his books came under the categories of 'exciting' and 'useful' more than comforting.

Gilderoy laughed, delighted that Lydia assumed he had so many fans as to keep him permanently occupied. He did have a good number - he would hardly be a best-selling author if he didn't - but only the truly dedicated took time to write to him. (And, of course, his team filtered out anything that wasn't wholly flattering.) "It's so important to maintain that personal touch," he said. "Especially now that I'm back in Great Britain for a while. It's usually one rush book tour and then off to the wilds of whereever."

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[info]lydiaellen
2016-07-27 10:05 pm UTC (link)
"Exactly!" Lydia agreed enthusiastically. She was positively thrilled that someone understood what she meant about the power of books. She had dealt with people in her past before who just didn't seem to understand the relief they brought in certain situations there was really nothing like it. "Plus it's so exciting to be immersed in other worlds! I firmly believe one should have a wide variety in their bookshelf. It helps to round you as a person."

Oh and then he went and appealed to the travel bug in her. Lydia had a feeling she could probably sit there for hours and listen to him tell stories about all the places he had been and she wouldn't get bored at all. Sure she would like to see everywhere but he must get to such exciting things on his trips right?! "I've always wanted to travel. My boyfriend and I have started but it takes time to save up and all that. What are some of your most favorite places you visited?"

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[info]charmoffence
2016-07-29 08:57 am UTC (link)
Gilderoy beamed. The younger fans of his work he'd met recently were so enthusiastic. The older ladies were too, of course, but enthusiasm in a bright young person was somehow more engaging - not to mention, more flattering. "People have said that they feel that way about my books," Gilderoy agreed, trying (and failing) to look modest. "Not quite a different world, but another part of it. And the experience of facing a dragon is quite different to going on a holiday." About which most people should probably be pleased. A holiday sounded, even to Gilderoy, much more pleasant.

"Ah, young love," Gilderoy said, smiling at Lydia more gently. He wouldn't be recruiting her a potential match, then, but that was alright. Gilderoy had only really started the business because he wanted people to be happy, or so he whole-heartedly told himself. "That must be a tremendous experience, to travel with someone that you care for." Gilderoy couldn't quite imagine it, really. "Oh, South America is wonderful," he said. "So much life."

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[info]lydiaellen
2016-07-31 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Excitedly nodding, Lydia couldn't help but agree more. "Oh I very much get that feeling. I'm not surprised people have said that to you," she replied with a smile. "You're books are very well written, it is as if the reader is right along on that particular adventure with you. I'm sure that's one of the reasons your books are as popular as they are." She knew many women only bought his books because he was attractive but Lydia actually did enjoy reading the books as well.

At his mention of traveling with someone you loved she smiled, "It is quite wonderful. It was such a blessing to be able to experience all those new things together. Plus, getting away and having time to ourselves was the most magical thing ever." His recommendation of South America was interesting. It hadn't been high on her travel list before but it certainly had just moved up some. "It sounds beautiful. I'll have to look into it more, thank you so much for the idea."

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[info]charmoffence
2016-08-01 11:57 am UTC (link)
Gilderoy basked in the praise, absorbing each piece of it as if he hadn't heard it all a dozen times before. No matter how oft-repeated, Gilderoy did love being celebrated. A kind word from a fan wasn't quite on the same level as his name in the headlines, but it was only a matter of degree - the feeling was very much the same. "That's the aim, of course," he said. "To give people the thrill without exposing them to the danger. Photographs help, but they don't reach people in the same way. There's a power in words to make people stop and take notice."

Lydia's smile was quite charming as she talked about her travels. Not, of course, as charming as Gilderoy's own award-winning grin, but perfectly respectable. "Well, you know," he said, once again leaning closer and lowering his voice. "I've been to most places by now, so if you need any recommendations before your next holiday, I'd be happy to provide. It isn't all jungles and campfires. I like to end trips with a few days in civilisation."

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[info]lydiaellen
2016-08-01 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Lydia really couldn't believe her ears. What Gilderoy Lockhart actually offering to spend time out of his busy life to give her travel recommendations? Surely, this didn't happen every day and she had to be careful not to take advantage of any offer he gave out to her. After all, he was a celebrity. "That's very kind of you Mr. Lockhart. I would have to prepare myself as not to waste all of your time, asking silly questions."

Westley suddenly gave a wiggle and Lydia realized that she had been doing that very thing this whole entire time. Oh he must think her positively awful for keeping him from whatever important work he had to do. "Oh Merlin, I'm so sorry. I just can't stop talking sometimes. I hope I haven't been keeping you from anything important?"

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[info]charmoffence
2016-08-02 09:30 am UTC (link)
Gilderoy nodded his affirmation. He was very kind to his fans, always. "Of course," he agreed. "Owl me. I believe one of my team has a list of places I've particularly enjoyed." Because, right now, Gilderoy couldn't remember the name of a single one. There'd been that place in Argentina with the excellent steak, and the view of rolling fields. Hadn't there? Or had that been in Portugal? Gilderoy certainly hoped that someone on his team kept note of these things, because otherwise he was absolutely lost.

Westley's movement drew Gilderoy's attention back to the dog - who he'd quite forgotten was even there. He hoped the dog wasn't about to do anything... unpleasant. That was why people took dogs for walks, as far as Gilderoy knew, so that they could make mess outside rather than in the house. Perhaps, despite the pleasant conversation, he ought to let Lydia leave. "It's been a welcome diversion, Miss Winters," he said, giving a small sketch of a bow as he stepped back. "I do hope you'll owl me. And continue to enjoy my books, of course! And your travel."

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