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Tweak says, "relax! don't do it!"

Captain Mal Reynolds (natfillion) wrote in ratedx,
@ 2011-12-15 00:56:00

My left nut for a Morena Bacarin... Bacarino... Baccarinni .... Oh what's that? You know who I mean love.

My right for Jewel Staite or Gina Torres, whoever can claim it first.

My dirty soul for Molly Quinn.

My big toe for Felicia Day.

My plastic hip for Stana.

My hair-piece for Alyssa Milano.

If you want to claim another body part just let me know before I give it away. Threading please.

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	natfillion 2011-12-16 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Ya tryin' t' say that I couldn't pull it off, pet? I think I could play a smashin' British vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-16 11:34 am UTC (link)
	I just said you'd look weird as a blond!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-16 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	I could probably handle the really old librarian a bit better anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-17 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Aw, Giles wasn't old, he was cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-17 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I forget that you like old guys. Still have those Severus Snape dreams? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Every now and then. And shush. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-17 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Perv. I would never have those sorts of dreams about anyone. I am too much of a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-18 08:40 am UTC (link)
	And a pretty, pretty princess you are, too, Nate. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-18 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Curtsies Thank you m'lady. I have been working out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	You're always working out! You look good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-19 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I bet you say that to all the old guys you want to bed. Hmph. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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