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Tweak says, ""Sarcasm is my only defense.""

Captain Mal Reynolds (natfillion) wrote in ratedx,
@ 2011-12-15 00:56:00

My left nut for a Morena Bacarin... Bacarino... Baccarinni .... Oh what's that? You know who I mean love.

My right for Jewel Staite or Gina Torres, whoever can claim it first.

My dirty soul for Molly Quinn.

My big toe for Felicia Day.

My plastic hip for Stana.

My hair-piece for Alyssa Milano.

If you want to claim another body part just let me know before I give it away. Threading please.

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	molcquinn 2011-12-15 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	How dirty is your soul? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-15 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	It's no longer shiny, I'll tell you that much. Somewhere between Larry Flint and Ron Jeremy? And you are too young to get either of those references. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-15 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I know who Larry Flynt is! I've seen that Hustler movie with Woody Harrelson! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-15 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Is that how you spell it? You are older then me. I'd probably put myself around his level. I think you've met Morena? She can back me up on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-15 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, you don't act that way around set! You're almost never dirty around me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-15 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Because you are too innocent, and your dad knows me. Even Stana knows I'm not all that clean and you've seen me at panels at least. I'm always the 'fun one' in many ways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-15 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	My dad loves you! You're my second dad! He knows you always look out for me, Nate. And you know how much having you around means to me, why do you think I dressed like Mal at that convention appearance?? I was going to dress like Inara, but I thought it'd be funnier if I was Mal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-15 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	You are always the best little comic-con girl out there. You did Uhura the year before. Nobody else dresses up! It's awesome. And your pops is a great guy, even if he's a little overprotective from time to time. Got plans for who it'll be this year? Willow Rosenberg? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-16 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh, wow, Willow would be a great idea! Maybe ghost Willow from season 1. Hmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-16 06:28 am UTC (link)
	I'd break my little code and go as Xander although I'm not sure people would even be able to tell. Not a huge stretch in the usual wardrobe department. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-16 06:36 am UTC (link)
	You could always be Spike. Although you'd look ODD with blond hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-16 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Ya tryin' t' say that I couldn't pull it off, pet? I think I could play a smashin' British vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-16 11:34 am UTC (link)
	I just said you'd look weird as a blond!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-16 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	I could probably handle the really old librarian a bit better anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-17 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Aw, Giles wasn't old, he was cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-17 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I forget that you like old guys. Still have those Severus Snape dreams? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Every now and then. And shush. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-17 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Perv. I would never have those sorts of dreams about anyone. I am too much of a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-18 08:40 am UTC (link)
	And a pretty, pretty princess you are, too, Nate. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-18 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Curtsies Thank you m'lady. I have been working out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	molcquinn 2011-12-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	You're always working out! You look good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natfillion 2011-12-19 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I bet you say that to all the old guys you want to bed. Hmph. (Reply to this) (Parent)