If anyone's wondering today why I'm not on the pitch, it's because there was a time, some six months ago, maybe, when a fan sent me a present. It was a cute little thing and I really appreciated it, but I didn't have much use for it at the time so I put it in my locker and promptly forgot about it. And then this morning, someone who I'm sure is paid quite a lot of gold to rifle through my personal artifacts found it. And now I'm benched. I won't say what it was because I do not want to upset the fan in question, but anyone with two brain-cells to rub together could tell this thing isn't dangerous.

But, what do I know, I'm just a meathead player who is going to do what she's told.

Good luck, ladies.

Harpies and Arrows tonight. I'm looking at some fairly good odds of a Harpies win, given that they haven't had a game below 640 so far this season while the Arrows made it to 420 in their first week and have dropped off since. They don't have the strongest Chasers when compared to the powerhouse that is the Harpies three, but there have been some change-ups with those ladies in the past couple weeks. Losing Campbell last game dropped them 20 points from their previous two games, and now it's come out they've lost Moran as well.

I know, it's weird, here I am listing numbers about Quidditch when there's much more scandalous, it's almost like I make part of my living off knowing this stuff. So, please, if you feel like also making some money off me knowing this stuff, my book is taking wagers until two hours before the players hit the field.